Year: 2007

  • My Weekend of Wonderful.

    This weekend I completed my first paid photography gig. I’ve done work for people in the past but before Saturday I hadn’t ever worked for someone I didn’t already know. And this time I was paid for my work in cash, that means no barter, no free booze, no pat on the back, I got…

  • Contents Under Pressure.

    I’m afraid of the tubed cans you open, you know, the ones that Pillsbury uses to house their extraordinarily nutritious treats. They scare me. I know they’re going to make a popping sound when I peel away the paper wrapping but I never know when this sound is going to take place. It scares me,…

  • Beckham to LA!

    There’s hope for the U.S. after all! * “David Beckham will leave Real Madrid and join Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy at the end of the season.”* I can’t wait to see what this does for soccer in the states.

  • What's Grosser Than Gross? This Post.

    I woke up with a new one this morning. I feel like I’m 16 again even though when I was actually 16, I didn’t have them. Today I woke up with one on my left eyelid. Yesterday I had a new one on my chin, the day before that, in the right corner where both…

  • Books. (Again).

    Alright, people (and Missy, who helped me with the last one), I am nearing the end of Prep and I need a new book waiting in the wing the moment I am done with it. (It’s either that or I’ll watch even more television and we can’t have that.) I’m really enjoying Prep. Prior that,…

  • Emoticapture

    A self-portrait from me to you. (It about sums up how I have been feeling lately.) Also, I started a new series. Does two make a series? Oh, yeah, and I’m a really exciting person. Edited to add: I went ahead and started a group called Shit in My Fridge. Join us if you dare.

  • Smokers and Smoking.

    I used to smoke. I smoked for a really long time. When I smoked I told people I enjoyed smoking. I guess to a certain degree that was true in so much as while I was smoking a cigarette I enjoyed it. But as soon as I finished one and the nasty taste was all…

  • Babysitting

    I received an email from my sister-in-law the other day. It read: “Just so you know, you get what you pay for with babysitting. See attached photo…” I haven’t laughed that hard in quite some time. I love my parents.

  • Kicked In the Sphincter By Karma

    I woke up at 10:00 AM today. I’m a little shocked by this feat. Lately, I haven’t been able to sleep much at all. I headed to the gym after prying myself out of bed. I did 30 minutes worth of cardio and then hit the mats to do some stretching. After that, I headed…

  • A+ For Parenting

    I’m not even sure what to say about this story out of Indiana. “Police said they traced the toddler to an apartment at a nearby complex, where they found his mother, Nancy Dyer asleep in a filthy apartment and his 2-year-old sister eating spaghetti off the floor.”