Year: 2007

  • Snickers Doesn't Satisfy All.

    Edited to add: Please see amendment to this post at the bottom. Someone found my Web site yesterday by searching “Will never eat another snickers”. Sometimes I picture the people behind my search strings. For example, the person who searched “How my tits grow” is an 11-year-old girl who was asked by some idiot kid…

  • Boy or Girl

    OK, Internet, this is easy. Are we having a boy or a girl? We find out on Monday (most likely) so now is your chance to play along. Why would you want to play along? Because I’m asking you nicely. Please play along? (And for all you freaking weirdo lurkers out there, use a fake…

  • One Of the Greatest Days of My Life.

    Today is a really big day for me. I can’t even begin to tell a person how I really feel right now. I have literally been looking forward to this day for a decade. Unfortunately, now that it’s finally here, all I can do is blog about it because Tobyjoe is at the Big Nerd…

  • Suber Bowl Note

    I find it a little funny and interesting that Ford chose an actor who once played a closeted gay football player on Queer As Folk to be a spokesperson for their Super Bowl ad.

  • Naming the Baby.

    He laid his head on my belly this morning and said, “Hello little baby, do you have ears?” “I think that happens soon.” “I thought of the perfect name for the baby if it’s a boy.” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah. I can’t think of a better name.” “What is it?” “Ndugu.”

  • A Personal Note

    I am not having a good time of this. I have felt awful for 24 hours straight. I have had a headache the entire time. My tummy is upset, just a constant state of not feeling well. If this is going to last for the next six months, I’m going to need some help not…

  • The Rage.

    I have a question for all those pregnant (or once pregnant) ladies out there. (Hell, even if you’re a guy and you know someone pregnant and can help out, feel free to.) Is it normal to experience fits of rage? Because that is what has been happening to me. If you need an example, I’ll…

  • Denouncing the Holy Spirit.

    “Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” [Mark 3:29] Brad sent me a link today. It’s a story featuring an idea addressing a growing theme among Americans today: Atheism. The Rational Response Squad came up with a project called “The Blasphemy Challenge” where they challenged…

  • Never Been a Truer Slogan.

    Cravings this week include: Mrs. T’s, Carvel ice cream cake, Jelly Belly, fries, peppercorn ranch dressing, hummus, cream cheese, veggie tacos, cinnamon buns, soysage, and pancakes.

  • Site Stuff.

    Alright, Internet, if that is your real name. It’s been a little over a week since we moved from Typo to Mephisto, and I’m curious as to whether or not there have been any problems since that switch took place. I know there was a commenting issue, sorry about that. I think it’s been fixed.…