Year: 2007
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My Parents Didn't Know Which One to Buy, so They Got All Three.
I can’t believe that this will one day fit a creature I have living inside my uterus.
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Comment Spam
This morning I woke up to find 95 inactive comments awaiting my approval; all of them were comment spam. A couple of years ago, Tobyjoe moved my site from an engine he wrote specifically for me to Typo. Almost immediately, I began receiving a lot of comment spam. Frustrated and sick of hearing me whine…
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We Know (Some) Stuff About Things.
I promise, I won’t make a habit out of doing this because I know it’s annoying, but it’s actually valuable information. For those of you who have wondered, “How on earth do people get a Web site up and running? Like, how do you buy it and make it so people can see it?” Tobyjoe…
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Whoever Was Using This Email.
I read a Raymond Carver story when I was in college. It’s about a husband and wife who are woken abruptly in the middle of the night to a ringing phone. The distraught female caller has the wrong number. Unable to fall asleep after the call – tucked somewhere between too early and too late…
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The Sunroof.
Lately Tobyjoe and I have been perusing the real estate market outside of this wonderful city. I’m sure this doesn’t come as much of a surprise to most. We are nearly five months pregnant and we do need to start thinking about a house, a yard, the future education of our child, our safety, conveniences,…
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I Was So Much Older Then. I'm Younger Than That Now.
As I stood in front of our bathroom mirror readying myself for a much needed shower, I realized that my ass had grown. Then I turned sideways and realized that my belly had doubled in size compared to what it was just three weeks ago. And my boobs? My boobs are ridiculously stupid looking. They…
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