Year: 2006

  • Free Your Porn and the Rest Will Follow.

    For those of you sick bastards searching for you know exactly what, I now have your IP address. Get help. Last night, Tobyjoe and I were discussing Sarah’s profile over at Self-Portrait Day. “So, Sarah really likes porn, eh?” “She does? Cool.” “Yeah. She said so over at SPD.” He then read some of her…

  • Mr. (i give you the) Finger

    Go over here and get pissed. (Oh my god, I could totally work for the New York Post. The headline? The hell?)

  • Beautiful People.

    On Sunday, Tobyjoe and I watched Murderball a documentary film about a certain form of rugby in the Paralympics. The film is mesmerizing. The filmmakers follow the lives of three people very closely and a few others peripherally. The three main characters are pretty outstanding. I realized something about myself while I was watching the…

  • SPD Goes Auto!

    We’re a little late on this. Tobyjoe rebuilt Self-Portrait Day in celebration of it turning one. The look didn’t change much and the idea is still very much the same, but how it functions is totally different. For starters, it’s been automatated. Which makes me happy as we no longer have to code everything by…

  • I Am So Last Week.

    Tobyjoe and I have never used Tivo. On Friday, we picked up the Time Warner equivalent. The question is this: How did I go so long without this? Tonight, we are recording Desperate Housewives and Grey’s Anatomy in order to watch The Sopranos and The L Word. You see, I realized about a half an…

  • Two Girls, Fat and Thin

    We shipped out the new Spread books last week. People have already begun to receive and therefore read their copies. If anyone cares to join us, please feel free. The more the merrier. For those unfamiliar, Mary Gaistkill wrote the short story the movie Secretary was based on. Side note: I uploaded some new/old photos…

  • Video

    I am on this new kick because my commute on the L train sucks so very badly. Today, I waited for 45 minutes before an unpacked train entered the Graham station. My fellow commuters were livid. Three out of five days this week were an absolute nightmare while riding the L Train. Today, I decided…

  • Sunny Taylor

    The first time I saw Sunny’s paintings I was impressed. Then, I found out the most remarkable part about her; Sunny paints with her mouth. Sunny was born with a disability called Arthrogryposis. It was caused by U.S military pollution. Tobyjoe used to date her sister and has known Sunny for a long, long time.…

  • Is Nothing Sacred?

    Did you know all of Chipotle’s political contributions go to the Republican Party? Did you know Starbucks gives 55% to the DNC? I was really excited to find out about The Blue Pages, a conscientious guide to shopping. This could really make a difference. This book could answer pesky questions one might have about Dominos…

  • All The Dude wanted was his rug back.

    I say some brave liberal gets their ass into that White House to steal that freakin’ rug already. For whatever reason, Bush seems fixated on his rug. Virtually all visitors to the Oval Office find him regaling them about how it was chosen and what it represents. “Also, my rug was stolen.” “The rug was…