Who Would Win in a Fight?

Oct 11, 2005

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Last night, while riding the MTA home, I was pondering some of the most brilliant questions I have ever had.

Who do you think would win in a fight?

VerizonMan?

Or SprintMan?

My money is on SprintMan. The trenchcoat is a much tougher jacket choice than the mechanic’s jacket. And monkeys are cool and all with the poo-flinging, but weiner dogs? Weiner dogs are awesome. I have a feeling SprintMan could sway Mrs. Zeta Jones into joining him in that trenchcoat. Sidekick, indeed. However, if Vader shows up, we’re all screwed.

If SprintMan could use Cingular man as a weapon, his chances are even better. He’s kinda shaped like a throwing star drawn with pasta noodle.

I’m betting on SprintMan. Final answer.

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15 responses to “Who Would Win in a Fight?”

Doug

October 11, 2005

Ah, but Sprint Man looks like a gentleman. He wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would he?

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Missy

October 11, 2005

My money’s on Catherine Zeta-Jones. I’m certain she could at least kick Verizon guy’s ass six ways to Sunday. I could kick his ass. (He is kinda cute, though.)

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zac

October 11, 2005

I agree, Sprint man would be a lock. Besides that he is friendlier. He actually talks to folks and helps them with their wireless needs, while verizon man is an autistic mess who has always reminded me of Rain man. (“Can you hear me now? Can you year me now? Wopner’s on at three. Definitely three.”)

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DonaldEugene

October 11, 2005

I’d like to kick Verizon Man’s as on account of that awful logo I have to see about a hundred and fifty times a day.

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mihow

October 11, 2005

Zac, hilarious.
And amen, Donald. We can see the one on the side of Verizon building in lower Manhattan from our dining room window. We live in Brooklyn. That’s one hell of a powerful logo, not entirely unlike the Batman symbol come to think of it. hmmmmm

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Closet Metro

October 11, 2005

Verizon man. He’s pissed, and a lot scrappier than that prissy Sprint man. Just tell V-man “No, I can’t hear you now.” and he’ll snap.

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Silly Nessa

October 11, 2005

sprint man – without a doubt – verizon man is a big fat liar and would just whine his way through the ring…can you hear me now, MY ASS!

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networkchic

October 11, 2005

It’s gotta be Sprintman. Everyone knows a guy in glasses can’t hit.

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Amanda B.

October 11, 2005

I have to go with Verizon man, because I find him strangely erotic.

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sharbean

October 11, 2005

I have to go with Verizon man because I think Sprint man would trip over his jacket during the scrap. Though, I’d have to see what type of shoes the two were wearing. The person with docs would have my vote.

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Charlie

October 11, 2005

chirp
What about the gay guys dancing to Salt-n-Pepa?
chirp

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mihow

October 11, 2005

::chirp::
their enemies always hear them coming
::chirp::
yellow is the new band of moron
::chirp::

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Sherri

October 11, 2005

Verizon man would win. He would obviously “can you hear me now” to death the Sprint man.

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Jonathan

October 11, 2005

If they ever fight, i’m waiting until one knocks the other out and then jumping in to finish them both off. I get almost no service on my sprint phone, and verizon kept doing sketchy stuff on my billing. I hope they all die horrible deaths.

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EricaLucci

October 11, 2005

But VerizonMan has the punk rock glasses. You just know he came from a tough crowd. SprintMan is just way too corporate.

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