Last night, while riding the MTA home, I was pondering some of the most brilliant questions I have ever had.
Who do you think would win in a fight?
My money is on SprintMan. The trenchcoat is a much tougher jacket choice than the mechanic’s jacket. And monkeys are cool and all with the poo-flinging, but weiner dogs? Weiner dogs are awesome. I have a feeling SprintMan could sway Mrs. Zeta Jones into joining him in that trenchcoat. Sidekick, indeed. However, if Vader shows up, we’re all screwed.
If SprintMan could use Cingular man as a weapon, his chances are even better. He’s kinda shaped like a throwing star drawn with pasta noodle.
I’m betting on SprintMan. Final answer.