This is Anna:
Anna is a Gotham Girl. She’s on the Brooklyn Bombshells. (She’s the one on the far left.) Anna comes home with a lot of bruises. Yesterday, Anna let me take a picture of her worst one to date. Ouch.
I’m not sure how she does it. (I’m also not sure how she stood on the rocks posing for this picture wearing her skates and didn’t roll off into the East River).
where the hell were you that this was on in the background? some weird samurai karaoke bar?
i am just happy that this time around, she’s on MY team! our allstar game (against madison, wi) is next friday (8/19) if anyone wants to see what beautiful colors that bruise turns into :)
I can’t wait to see your next bout, Gingersnap. Were you the one behind this bruise? Poor Anna. It’s hot though, don’t you think?
I think Anna said it was Suzy who was sprinting with her and somehow helped her fall.
We’re at a new restaurant in Greenpoint. I forget the name. The wiz will know. It’s a super great place. it’s our new favorite place.
I have a total crush on Anna. I think I want to put ice on her bum. I mean, that SHE should put ice on her bum. Ahem.
yay it was totally suzy hotrod who made me fall during a non-contact drill… thanks suzy, (luv ya).. and Snapper the place is called Paloma.. it’s yummy and cheap!
I don’t know why, but i read “I think I want to put ice on her bum” as “I think I want to put ice cream on her bum.”
I need to stop speed reading blogs.
Sounds like we have the makings for a most excellent Craigslist post.
If you go on craigslist, can you find a girl who
a) will let me put ice cream on her bum
b) is cute enough that i’d want to put ice cream on my bum
Well, if by “girl” you mean 15 year old fat boy. And by “ice cream” you mean seamen. And by “bum” you mean the face of another 16 year old fat boy.
ummmm semen. oops. not men who are at sea. that’s just weird.
By ‘girl’ I mean an attractive 25-30 yr old woman
By ‘ice cream’ i mean a frozen dairy confection. Probably chocolate flavored. I could do vanilla. I don’t think I’d be down with strawberry as-is, but maybe if it were a carton of neopolitan I could reconsider.
By ‘bum’ I mean an ass.
Then, no. Craigslist isn’t an option.
i wonder if i can get fired for reading this.
I hope not. :[ I should clean it up, eh? Sorry, Charlie.
no, don’t! It’s worth the risk! :) This is pretty tame stuff, anyway.
How did Leggs and her Bombshell shipmates manage to stand on rocks while wearing skates, you ask? We’re BADASSES, that’s how!
Props to Leggs for achieving the much sought after multicolored ass bruise worn like a badge of honor!
You know… that bruise kind of looks like some lucky guy got to smear some mixed berry sorbet on her ass.
Raspberry up top, blueberry on the bottom.
I am sooo going to hell for that one.
Hey Jon! Why does it have to be a GUY smearing sorbet on her bum? I mean, I’m married so I wouldn’t reeeeaally DO it, but we are talking theoretical sorbet smearing here.
I was just thinking of a guy, because it was after I had wanted Michele to find a girl who would would both let me smear ice cream on her ass, and who has an ass that I would like to smear ice cream on.
But , it very well could be a girl smearing the sorbet.
That would probably make for a better selling internet video.
I don’t see why a married woman couldn’t smear sorbet on another womans ass. Aside from the fact that its just sorbet, I’m increasingly hearing stories from friends who have found out that their coworkers and roommates are swingers and into that whole wife sharing thing.
Are they libertarians?
almost every one of them is
speaking of which, how’s missy
i’m more of a berry cobbler kinda girl anyway… off to practice!!!
so am i
innuendo aside, berry cobbler sounds really good right now
or maybe a peach cobbler
Missy is fine. No sorbet smearing here, no sir.
Anna: Jesus, girl. Do you have to sit on your right buttcheek all day?
I’m eating a bowl of ice cream as I read this, and now I’m really wishing I had an ass to smear it on.
You guys just turned a great bowl of ice cream into a bowl of loneliness. :(
you can always sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then use it to smear ice cream on your own ass. i hear that it feels like someone else is doing it. i think they call that the stranger.
btw, from all this ass talk, i read the word anna as anal