Should I offend any Elephant Man Sympathizers, I’d like to take this moment and invite you over to tell me exactly how you feel. I’ll be sure to unveil my attractive torso rash and let you rub lotion all over me. We can sip tea and have peanut butter.
I fear that I am currently a force not to be reckoned with. Last night, over a meal of comfort, right after I snapped something fierce all over my lovely and sweet husband, Toby joe looked at me and said, “Best be gittin’ well soon there, my girl.” His patience is a virtue.