My Self-Portrait.

Today, we launched another 21 faces at SPD. And here is an image of yours truly. This is exactly how I feel given my sickness and all.

Should I offend any Elephant Man Sympathizers, I’d like to take this moment and invite you over to tell me exactly how you feel. I’ll be sure to unveil my attractive torso rash and let you rub lotion all over me. We can sip tea and have peanut butter.

I fear that I am currently a force not to be reckoned with. Last night, over a meal of comfort, right after I snapped something fierce all over my lovely and sweet husband, Toby joe looked at me and said, “Best be gittin’ well soon there, my girl.” His patience is a virtue.

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  1. Can we spread peanut butter all over your torso in lieu of lotion?

    Just wondering.

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  2. sure! as long as it’s not chunky. I’d like to save the chunky for my mouth.

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  3. Oooooh, peanut butter….drool…(a banned substance in my household.)

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  4. awww, once your little one gets old, maybe she’ll be slightly moronic like me. I had an allergic reaction to shrimp. Busted out with hives all over my face. instead of putting the shrimp down and not eating the rest, I merely continued to eat it with one hand cramming it into my mouth and the other scratching my hives.
    true story. I have to tell ya, I must sound like one hot bitch with all the stories as of late^

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  5. Torso rash and lotion?

    That’s hot.

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  6. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……. peanut butter.

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  7. now i’m just confused… are we rubbing peanut butter on the shrimps torso because it got a rash from the lotion? or something?

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  8. I think I’m confused at this point, too. clearly, i’m hopped up on Benadryl.

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  9. You get better now, so you can enjoy the springtime! I hear it’s beautiful in NY in the spring.

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  10. Ern, you are correct, NYC is the bestest in the Springtime. Because it’s so lovely I have decided that (after last week’s adventure) each Friday I will sit in one part of Manhattan for at least three hours and take pictures. Today, I think I’ll do either Union Square Park or Battery Park.

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