Year: 2004

  • Jump the Donkey

    Clinton is to saxophone as Kerry is to ___?

  • In the End

    I wonder if the Republicans will lose the election over this.

  • Regrets

    I’m regretting that I didn’t make it mandatory my students watch Condoleeza Rice testify this morning and start class a bit later. As it stands, I’m going to miss the end of it. It seems pretty momentous. The last time this much excitement was abuzz here was when Clinton was going through the impeachment hearings.…

  • Treats

    If anyone ever wishes to buy me something extra special, This stuff is amazing. When I wear it, I tend to smell myself a lot. I just sit there and sing: I smell pretty. Oh so pretty. You should buy yourself some too.

  • Pictures

    The motherload came in last night. Not only am I finally figuring out how to download from the new camera, but Toby got some print film back as well. Needless to say, there are a lot of images. I only have a few listed below, we’re still trying to organize everything on the site, and…

  • Dead things and hair clumps

    Over the past couple of weeks a smell has been brewing in our hallway. At first it wasn’t too bad, it smelled like rotting vegetables or perfectly healthy cabbage. Lately, however, it has taken on the smell of something dead. My mind goes instantly to thoughts such as this: Toby, have you seen the neighbors…

  • Scumbag Fuck. You're Shit, Natch

    A little over a year ago, I finally found out what NATCH means. For the longest time, I thought NATCH was some sort of tourettic way of throwing someone off. It wasn’t that at all. There are words and phrases I have used nearly all of my life. And if spoken, only some of them…

  • I'm like butter, baby.

    I fear I may have spread myself a bit too thin recently. I think I may need some help finishing the work I have. I need to grow a backbone already.

  • Everything deserves a pronoun.

    First of all I would like to apologize to my husband for not waking him up sooner in order to enjoy a cup of espresso with me as well as a bagel from Irving’s. Time got away from me this morning. I had one more round (probably not really one more, but I’m drawing the…