- missy: watchin’ the oscars?
- michele: yep
- michele: and grading papers I can not read
- missy: me, too. until i get impatient/bored/annoyed.
- michele: already sort of am
- michele: heh
- missy: haha. me, too.
- michele: we just saw Monster
- missy: i haven’t seen it yet.
- 8:25PM
- michele: I had to see ONE movie in the Oscar line up
- michele: heh
- missy: haha
- missy: you saw Mystic River & Lost in Translation! That’s pretty good.
- missy: Which is about all I’ve seen, save for Lord of the Rings
- michele: oh!! i forgot about those
- michele: I should fill out this sheet Todd sent
- michele: which we obviously bailed on
- michele: ah well
- missy: yeah. you could always call him during the program.
- michele: claiming to have won?
- michele: that’s not a bad idea!
- missy: haha
- michele: I used to LOVE this time. Oscar Time.
- michele: now I just sort of get annoyed
- michele: too cynical for my own good
- michele: or something
- missy: i know! The banter drives me bonkers. usually I just want a glimpse at the dresses, and I’m done.
- michele: I am assuming I have changed and not them
- michele: yep
- michele: I do wish to see Theron (sp?)
- michele: I was and still am shocked
- michele: at how ugly she allowed them to make her
- missy: The only time I wished I would have watched the whole thing was when Soderbergh won for best director, and apparently gave the speech of the night.
- michele: She put on like 50 pounds
- missy: Yeah, I’ve seen clips.
- michele: yeah. I missed that too
- missy: That’s the thing; the speeches typically make me want to slap the person giving them.
- michele: absolutely
- 8:30PM
- michele: this guy
- michele: he is hitting on EVERYONE
- michele: I want to slap him
- michele: and that kid
- michele: that little short turd
- michele: thank goodness they found him for acting
- missy: Somewhere I read that the jewelry women wear usually come accompanied by bodyguard, who grab the women whenever the lights go down.
- michele: he has serial killer eyes
- missy: haha
- michele: ha ha ha
- michele: you’re kidding me
- michele: no shit
- missy: No! I htink I read it in some lame women’s mag.
- michele: I just asked Toby if he could make our chat go live
- michele: a constant feed
- michele: but he said it would take him too much time. I thought that would be funny
- michele: heh
- michele: next year
- missy: I know! When I was taking out magazines to the mag bin in the recycling room, I found a glamour sitting there and helped myself to it.
- michele: Elija Wood be a serial killer
- michele: ha ha hahahhahah
- missy: aw, this is sweet. every time I see interviews w/ this girl, all she can talk about is Johnny Depp.
- michele: is he the speaker tonight?
- michele: oh dear
- missy: Even Sean Connery is annoying.
- 8:35
- michele: is he the announcer?!
- michele: no way
- michele: ok
- michele: i need more booze or something
- missy: these montages always annoy me, too. except the year that Errol Morris did interviews will all sorts of people, famous & not.
- michele: they’re the geletin of the Oscars
- missy: haha
- michele: gelatin? sp?
- michele: how do you spell that crap?
- michele: the latter
- missy: hmm. i think the latter, yes.
- missy: shit, doesn’t that joke about how long the program lasts ever get old?
- michele: ha ha ha ha
- missy: please, retire it.
- michele: they should start using the joke as being used too long
- michele: who writes this shit?
- missy: Yes!
- missy: Did you see Diane Keaton? She looks, I swear, exactly like herself as Annie Hall.
- michele: No! amazing
- michele: good for her and her genes
- michele: I hope to one day look good and old
- michele: or something.
- missy: which means that joke has gotten old as well. please, Diane.
- missy: True,
- michele: wait!
- michele: I think I missed your point
- missy: Sorry, I didn’t have one. Only that that look meant something 30 years ago, but no longer.
- michele: Apparently I missed the best joke just now
- missy: probably not.
- michele: the one making fun of Michael Moore
- michele: according to Toby
- 8:40
- michele: I was beer getting
- missy: i missed it.
- michele: ah well
- michele: I really rather like A Jolie
- missy: yeah?
- michele: I find her a) easy on the eyes and b) weird enough
- missy: haha
- michele: what songs are nominated? I should fill out this form
- michele: I’ll do that now
- missy: A couple from Cold Mountain. One from LOTR. Not sure what else.
- missy: I still haven’t seen THE LAST TEMPTATION OF MEL GIBSON.
- michele: me neither
- missy: Or, as Jim Treacher puts it, LETHAL WEAPON 5: CHRIST ALMIGHTY
- michele: Sold out tonight
- michele: ha hahahhahahahhahahhahaha
- michele: DUDE
- michele: that is FUNNY!
- michele: I am still laughing
- missy: no shit.
- michele: Dude
- michele: toby’s dying
- missy: On Cinemasters, people are always playing with the names of films, but TReacher wins, hands down, for all time.
- michele: Does Danny Glover play Judas?
- michele: ha ha ha (from Toby)
- missy: Fuck, I wish.
- michele: he wanted to know
- michele: freak
- 8:45
- missy: You should save this IM session and post it.
- michele: I have already decided to
- missy: Haha. Excellent.
- michele: It’s going on my site
- michele: as my “Commentary”
- missy: Now I have to be ultra witty.
- michele: ha ha hahahah
- missy: And you do too!
- michele: (I will edit this part out)
- michele: hahahahha
- missy: No!
- michele: I’m always witty
- michele: no really
- missy: True.
- michele: dude
- michele: that’s not true
- michele: I sound like an ass
- missy: Sometimes ass=witty.
- michele: I do wish I could read the writing on my student’s papers
- michele: btw
- missy: Handwritten?
- michele: how long would you take in returning papers?
- michele: Yeah, hand-written
- missy: Hmm. A week?
- michele: k
- michele: tomorrow it’ll be a week
- missy: What the christ? Don’t people type anymore?
- michele: See, I think that’s just it
- michele: they DO type
- michele: hence, penmanship
- michele: down the fuckin hill
- michele: or something
- missy: (Idle banter while Billy Crysal sings nonsense)
- missy: got it.
- michele: Hey, at least it’s not Whoopie
- missy: Good point.
- michele: “I’m a Big Loser.”
- michele: yes, yes Whoop
- missy: No, you’re not, Whoopie.
- michele: I hate those ads
- michele: HATE THEM
- missy: Except, you are, in quite another sense of the word.
- missy: Yes.
- michele: You don’t happen to know
- missy: I’d like to see Sofia win something, just to hear her modest speech. Of course she is wearing Marc Jacobs (and looks fantastic). I don’t think she ever wears any other designer. I hope she’s wearing flats, too.
- michele: by way of
your geek friends - michele: (Yes, Toby does a swell
- missy: yes?
- michele: I haven’t seen her yet
- michele: is her hubby there?
- michele: We were trying to figure out
- missy: No, they’re divorced!
- michele: WHAT?!!!
- 8:50
- missy: They split shortly after her movie came out.
- michele: Holy crap
- michele: I had no idea
- michele: interesting swan song or something
- missy: In fact, Giovanni Ribisi’s character is loosely based on him (as is Scarlett’s character on her)
- michele: I thought so
- michele: interesting
- missy: And, apparently, that blond chick in the film is based on Cameron Diaz.
- michele: So, what I was going to ask was if you knew if or what they did to Theron’s face for that movie Monster
- michele: Cameron Diaz? Wow
- missy: I saw her on Inside the Actor’s Studio. I think there was some latex involved, as well as fake teeth.
- michele: What is little ms. T Mobil wearing?
- missy: And brown contacts.
- missy: She always looks hot.
- michele: yes
- michele: I would actually do her.
- michele: if I weren’t married
- missy: haha
- michele: I think My mom would too
- missy: My perdiction for this category: Tim Robbins, sadly.
- missy: perdiction?
- michele: oh shit
- michele: I have to fill that out
- michele: what are we on?
- missy: Supporting Actor
- michele: hrm tough one
- michele: Toby did too
- missy: He’s a handsome man, Djimon Howeveritsspelled
- michele: I did Djimon
- michele: no
- michele: I didn’t DO him
- michele: I picked him
- missy: got it
- missy: I picked Tim Robbins (for an online poll with the Cinemaster people)
- missy: i win!
- michele: WOOP!
- michele: I lost
- michele: Toby won
- 8:55
- missy: I think I picked Sean Penn as well, but I can’t remember.
- missy: I should look at my picks,
- michele: You think he’d get it?
- michele: given his tie with communism and all? (I kid, of course)
- missy: Well, that’s the goal. To win, not pick what I would pick.
- missy: Haha.
- michele: is he even there?
- missy: I don’t know!
- missy: I don’t think so.
- michele: He hates them, I think
- michele: I recall
- 9:00
- michele: I finished my picks. I haven’t seen hardly any
- missy: If this is Supp. Actress, I picked Renee. Who, by the way, has already lost most of her weight that we saw at the Globes, when she was huge.
- missy: (For Bridget, Part Deux)
- michele: ha
- michele: is she still with J Black?
- michele: ha
- michele: no
- michele: Jack White
- michele: whatever Jack
- missy: I don’t know.
- missy: hah
- missy: Here’s your girlfriend.
- missy: She looks good.
- michele: she’s hot. foxy-hot
- michele: but maybe not super bright
- michele: jury is still out about the brain-goods
- missy: Yes.
- michele: I wonder why she didn’t bring her Cuban Baby
- missy: Cambodian.
- michele: ha
- michele: right
- missy: We are nto allowed trade with Cuba!
- michele: (my jury is still out as well)
- michele: ha ha hahhahahahhaha
- michele: RIGHT!
- michele: no Cuban babies into America!
- michele: crap
- michele: what was that for?
- missy: I wonder if I got this category.
- missy: Set design.
- 9:05
- missy: I htink.
- michele: I don’t see it on here
- michele: hmmm
- michele: Art Direction?
- missy: That’s it.
- missy: I think I lost.
- missy: I voted for Girl With the Pearl Earring for one of these categories.
- michele: we both guessed that
- missy: Balls.
- michele: No, pearl earings. ;]
- missy: Not that I saw “Girl” or anything, but I hear it’s gorgeous.
- michele: yeah? I haven’t heard anything at all
- missy: I think that’ s about it: pretty to look at.
- michele: Why is he wearing sunglasses?
- michele: nm
- michele: cute. I laughed.
- missy: I wasn’t paying attention.
- missy: Per usual.
- michele: I think I need a snack or something
- 9:10
- missy: I’m bored.
- michele: haha
- michele: already. awesome
- michele: anything else on?
- missy: I know! 39 minutes in.
- missy: I don’t know. Stuff has already started. I know TCM was showing great movies all day, and I watched none of them.
- michele: I did almost nothing today, it seems
- 9:15
- michele: CSI On? or Law and Order.
- michele: It’s always on.
- missy: Same. Went to class, did laundry. Talked ot Josh, who got to New York very quickly (drove nearly straight through).
- missy: I was smart & picked LOTR for costumes. Why, Pearl Earring, why? LOTR will sweep all of its technical awards, I know this now.
- michele: holy shit
- michele: he’s there already?
- michele: good for him. damn
- michele: yeah
- missy: Yeah, he called me from his back yard.
- michele: haha
- michele: is he freaked? or really excited?
- michele: he starts tomorrow?
- missy: Excited!
- missy: Wednesday.
- michele: he moved all his shit
- michele: that quickly?
- michele: damn
- missy: Actually, he was tired. Probably sleeping right now.
- missy: He packed all week, had his friends help load in the truck yesterdya morning.
- michele: (so sorry, what was this category?)
- michele: I suck
- michele: I bet he’s sleeping
- missy: Costumes
- michele: I would be so excited about this
- michele: NYC rules
- missy: It does.
- michele: I sound like a dork. heh
- missy: No you don’t.
- michele: good.
- missy: haha, this is funny.
- michele: yes it is
- michele: i was just thinking that
- 9:20
- missy: Good job, Billy.
- michele: Nick Cage is ALWAYS
- michele: acting
- michele: always
- michele: i loved him in Raising Arizona
- missy: Why didn’t he introduce Lost in Translation? He’s Sofia’s cousin!
- michele: but he lost me sometime after Honeymoon in Vegas
- michele: (which was still good, but you know)
- michele: Wild at heart also wonderful
- michele: Shutting up about his career now
- michele: We both chose Marcia for this one
- michele: (Toby and I)
- missy: I picked Renee. Didn’t see (nor did I care to see) Pieces of April, but I like Patricia Clarkson.
- missy: Marcia looks awful. Like Elizabeth Taylor once she gained weight.
- michele: She does look bloated. Someone fed the Diane Weist diet
- missy: haha
- michele: damn girl, you go!
- michele: fed her, rather
- 9:25
- missy: I do like Renee’s dress.
- michele: yes, she looks lovely
- michele: It’s funny how much I think of MadTV or SNL when I watch these shows
- michele: nice dress
- michele: who makes it?
- missy: That’s because they’re easily ridiculed.
- missy: Renee’s dress?
- michele: yep
- missy: Didn’t catch it. Ler me guess
- missy: let, that is
- michele: Oh! did you say you saw the Lar Von Trier movie?
- michele: With Kidman?
- michele: she’s so durn purty
- michele: btw
- missy: I havenR
17;t seen it, no.
- missy: And re: the dress, I have no idea, but I’ll guess Dior.
- michele: It’s lovely. Good guess!
- missy: I’m going to find out.
- 9:30
- michele: These montages make me nuts
- missy: I can’t find who made her dress, but Marcia Gay Harden is 8 months pregnant.
- michele: ah
- michele: she is absolutely forgiven
- michele: (man this ad rules)
- michele: btw
- missy: which one?
- michele: Anit Drug
- michele: drowning girl, etc
- 9:35
- missy: Let’s go MOST (THE BRIDGE) for Best Live Action Short!
- michele: hah ahahhaha
- missy: (which is another way of saying I picked it arbitrarily)
- missy: (actually, I looked htem up on IMD
- missy: fuck. i almost picked TWO SOLDIERS!
- michele: hahahha
- michele: I am looking
- michele: i don’t know what I picked
- michele: I picked Squash
- michele: For obvious reasons
- missy: Because of your love for the game?
- michele: ha
- michele: a BIG booming laugh over here
- michele: so funny
- michele: To be frank
- michele: i hadn’t even thought about the game
- michele: i just liked thinking of the verb
- michele: maybe it’s a movie about bugs
- michele: or something
- missy: HARVIE KRUMPET! C’mon!
- missy: crosses fingers
- michele: Gone Nutty over here
- michele: Toby picked Nibbles
- michele: again, for obvious reasons
- missy: I had no idea which to pick without seeing any clip
- 9:40
- missy: YES!!!!!!
- michele: you rule!!!
- missy: I forget what my criteria was for picking that one. Maybe there was a postive review on IMDB.
- michele: cheater
- michele: it should all be based on the name
- missy: Nope, that’s why: Geoffrey Rush was hte voice.
- michele: Liv T
- missy: Bad hair.
- michele: she’s cute, but she comes off as being so girly
- missy: She looks like…
- michele: you know she’s a dirty dirty ho
- missy: fuck
- missy: I can’t remember. Dame Edna?
- michele: hrm
- michele: dunno
- michele: I’m just saying
- michele: she’s dirty, that one
- missy: Haha
- michele: not in quntity, persay
- michele: huh?
- missy: I picked one of htese songs. Had I known Sting was involved, it would have been this one. (Maybe it is, who knows.)
- michele: quantity
- michele: Who’s the gal?
- missy: Allison Krauss.
- michele: oh, right
- missy: She’s got two nominated songs.
- michele: is she really Irish? or just a faker?
- missy: (both from Cold Mount)
- michele: see that dress she’s wearing?
- michele: girls with boobs, can not wear that dress
- missy: I think she was on the O Brother soundtrack.
- missy: you;re right, and for a singer, she has bad posture.
- michele: I think she did something for that movie where claire d was in prison
- michele: in thailand
- michele: but i might be wrong
- missy: “WE DIDN’T DO IT!”
- michele: H AHHAHAHAH
- missy: wasn’t that the money quote from that film? didn’t we watch it together?
- michele: Toby wants to know if you like this song
- michele: he says he knows you do
- 9:45
- michele: I did watch it I did
- missy: i have no opinion.
- missy: Liv is Dame Edna.
- michele: who is that?
- missy: Cross dresser.
- michele: hahahhahah
- missy: This is the song I picked.
- missy: Elvis Costello!
- michele: I think she won
- missy: Dame Edna: http://www.dame-edna.com/
- michele: hahahah
- michele: I bet you’re the first person to ever compare Liv Tyler to that young lady
- missy: haha
- missy: Well, it was the glasses and the sideways hairdo.
- michele: when will this stop?
- michele: Does anyone ever wear sleeves at the Oscars?
- missy: Rarely.
- michele: I have noticed this
- michele: Annie Lennox. If she were an animal, she’d be a llama
- 9:50
- michele: or maybe one of those creatures from the Dark Crystal.
- 9:55
- missy: So in a different set of polls on Cinemasters, where we actually pick winners we like from nominations we think are worthy, Josh and I disagreed on nearly every catefory, save for Editing and Best Ensemble Performance.
- missy: Oh, and best score (Sonic Youth for the film demonlover)
- michele: no shit! I had no idea they did that soundtrack
- michele: I haven’t seen it
- 10:00
- missy: yeah. It’s a weird film.
- missy: Connie Neilson is hot. (She was in GLADIATOR)
- missy: (in demonlover, that is. She is probably hot anyway.)
- michele: where is she?
- missy: what category was this?
- michele: oh crap
- michele: dunno
- missy: visual efects?
- missy: effects, even?
- michele: heh
- michele: think so
- michele: who won?
- missy: Jwnny Garner looks pretty. I like orange.
- missy: Jwnny?
- missy: LOTR, of course.
- michele: I really like her
- michele: muchly
- 10:05
- missy: Do you watch Alias?
- michele: nope
- michele: never
- michele: we tried
- missy: same
- michele: I never have a clue
- missy: Oh jesus. Shut up Jim Carrey.
- michele: Again, I don’t get it
- michele: but he reminds me of that guy on Oz
- michele: the one who was put in jail for DUI
- michele: (who was in Monster, btw)
- michele: he’s reminding me of him, righ tnow
- michele: dunno why
- missy: ah. soluting dead people. Blake Edwards. In one of his films, Julie Andrews is actually topless.
- michele: woah
- missy: Oops.
- missy: Not dead.
- michele: heh
- michele: Toby just shaved his head
- missy: honorary award.
- michele: ah gotcha
- missy: (don’t tell anyone I made that mistake. I will lose my movie cred.)
- michele: I do not think I can grade another test tonight
- michele: ha ha ha
- michele: your movie card
- missy: I do know that he is married to Julie Andrews.
- michele: ha
- michele: everytime I see footage from taht
- michele: I think of the 7 up commercial
- michele: what is that movie?
- 10:10
- michele: (they just showed about 45 so if you don’t know which one I’m referring to, let it go :]
- missy: i don’t know
- michele: have you seen the Office?
- michele: Toby’s friend, Keith lent it to us
- michele: it’s hysterical
- missy: not yet
- missy: so i hear
- michele: we watched a few last night
- michele: good stuff
- michele: Netflick it
- 10:20
- missy: That haircolor looks bad on Scarlett.
- michele: we were just saying she aint’ lookin her best there
- missy: Also: I voted for LOTR in this category.
- michele: me too
- 10:25
- missy: I was wrong about Dior. It was Carolina Herrera, who dressed her last year.
- missy: I feel better now thta I know this.
- michele: what are we on?
- michele: i had to shave TJ’s neck
- missy: i have no idea, but it’s LOTR and I probably voted for it.
- missy: Sound something-o
r-other
- michele: got it wrong
- missy: Actually, I voted for Master & Commander for sound editing, but LOTR for sound mixing.
- missy: so i have no idea if I won this or not.
- michele: wonder which this was :]
- michele: heh
- michele: ah well
- michele: I’m playing against myself
- michele: how exciting
- michele: heh
- missy: haha
- michele: that guy
- michele: mister what’s his pants
- missy: okay, that was sound mixing, so I am okay so far
- michele: I don’t like him and his scietology loving ass
- michele: can’t spell
- missy: YES!!!!
- missy: Master & Commander!
- michele: ha
- michele: both of us got that wrong
- missy: Do I know my sound categories or what?
- missy: (don’t answer that)
- michele: hhahahah
- michele: you do!
- michele: what movie is that anyway?
- 10:30
- missy: Stupid Short Live Action category. I would have a perfect score so far.
- missy: The one with Russell Crowe. It’s not bad.
- michele: the one where he rides the boat around?
- missy: yes.
- michele: how do you feel about J. Roberts?
- michele: te gusta?
- michele: oh my, sean is there
- michele: wow
- missy: That’s a good color for her.
- michele: yeah
- michele: she’s very Sarah J. Parker
- michele: tonight
- missy: Good anecdote about K. Hepburn
- michele: indeed
- missy: Cary Grant. swoon
- michele: I have a dumb question
- michele: relation to Audrey? Mom? Daughter duo?
- missy: None.
- michele: no shit
- michele: really?
- michele: you sure?
- michele: that’s nuts
- 10:35
- missy: Audrey was European. Belgian or thereabouts.
- michele: On Golden Pond. so sad
- missy: Hah. Never saw it.
- michele: heh
- michele: Why is Oprah there?
- michele: why is she everywhere?
- michele: what the hell
- missy: I don’t know.
- michele: She REALLY bothers me
- michele: like REALLY bugs me
- missy: me, too.
- michele: I do not care how much money she donates
- michele: she destroys book covers everywhere
- michele: she sucks
- 10:40
- michele: we purchased a bunch of stuff from Origins yesterday
- michele: sily smooth stuf
- michele: f
- michele: I enjoy that
- missy: aaaagghhhh
- michele: Oprahs on
- missy: Oprah!
- michele: shhhhhhh
- missy: Her dress is kind of pretty.
- michele: yeah
- missy: Nice color on her
- michele: her eyelids match
- missy: haha
- michele: woah
- michele: look at the tugboat
- michele: (nm)
- missy: I hate the way she talks, as if her inflection will make it such that we will exactly agree with her
- missy: and we will be touched in the heart!
- michele: She perpetuates a low standard
- michele: she feeds off the weak
- missy: That clip was exactly why Kevin Bacon was my favorite part of hte film.
- michele: i really do dislike her
- michele: ha ha ha
- missy: And why Eastwood made some very good choices.
- michele: yeah, he rules
- michele: but I wanna have sex with Sean Penn
- michele: so, you know
- michele: oh boy
- michele: Mr. Sell Out himself
- missy: haha
- michele: (lost hope after Serendipity)
- missy: Okay., I voted for AYLUM
- missy: ASYLUM
- missy: Fuck!
- michele: dude!
- missy: I was in second place in that online contest. One guy has a perfect record so far
- michele: anything with Chernobyl is gonna win
- michele: why am I saying dude so much
- michele: i hate that
- michele: more booze is in order
- michele: what do you suggest
- michele: :
- michele: anchor steam
- michele: wine (red)
- michele: or vodka soda
- missy: true. I don’t know why I picked ASYLUM.
- missy: Porbbaly b/c it takes place in one?
- missy: Wine
- michele: shit!!!
- michele: i picked Asylum too
- michele: I suck ass
- michele: Toby won
- 10:45
- michele: what did you pick for Documentary?
- michele: btw?
- michele: I will have some wine
- missy: Fog of War. Pretty much everyone else picked Capturing the Friedmans.
- missy: So that could be my comeback….or my downfall
- missy: I picked it because it was good and because it had a wide release
- missy: And it’s Errol Morris, whom pretty much everyone knows of.
- missy: YES!!!!
- michele: YAY!!!
- missy: Haha.
- missy: A little immodest of Errol. But funny.
- michele: (hello baby, johnny depp)
- missy: I expect the music to cut in at any time
- michele: yep
- michele: wow
- michele: he was at least decent
- michele: M. Moore, on the other hand, was not
- missy: Right.
- 10:50
- michele: I would like to state this as it’s the only movie I really saw on this sheet I have before me
- michele: But I would really like to see Theron win
- missy: I htink she will.
- michele: (Notice I don’t even try to spell her first name)
- michele: Cherlize?
- missy: Charlize.
- missy: Or Charles.
- missy: har.
- michele: she was really really very good
- michele: heh
- michele: I have a huge amount of respect for a woman who will MAKE herself uglier
- michele: for a film
- michele: for an actress, rather
- michele: especially since she’s not a big star yet or anything, you know?
- michele: amazing gal
- michele: your film is on :]
- missy: Well, you hear about “bravery” a lot when it comes to actresses…usually that means spending the majority of the movie naked.
- missy: I suppose this was a brave role.
- michele: yep, or ugly
- michele: actually
- michele: you might know
- missy: (Nicole Kidman immodestly speaks of her own bravery, I think)
- michele: Toby had heard years ago or a year ago
- michele: that this was the first nude role for Ricci
- michele: and there was no nudity
- missy: Yeah? I didn’t know she was naked.
- michele: for Ricci
- michele: do you knwo if it was cut?
- michele: or if Toby is crazy?
- missy: I have no idea.
- michele: k
- michele: he’s nuts. :]
- michele: wishful thinking
- michele: heh
- michele: (on his part)
- missy: You know what’s funny? People clapping or nto clapping during the deaths montages.
- missy: You can tell whom no one has heard of, or cares for.
- 10:55
- michele: hahahhahah
- missy: Shit, is it almost 11pm already?
- michele: I know. how did that happen?
- michele:
- missy: there’s still 11 more awards to go
- michele: ugh
- missy: I know.
- missy: I voted for FINDING NEMO for best scrore. I’m not sure what I was thinking.
- michele: hahhaha
- michele: Toby picked Big Fish
- michele: I picked LOTR
- missy: I was trying to figure out where I could win/lose this contest, and I think I’ve just found it.
- 11:00
- missy: hahaha: This just came in on CM. “Where’s the audience shot when you need it? Who was clapping for Leni Riefenstal?” (She was Hitler’s propaganda filmmaker)
- michele: hahahah
- missy: You win score! Finding Nemo. I must have misclicked.
- m
ichele: was she REALLY?!
- michele: what was Leni Affiliated with this time?
- missy: Yep. I’ve never seen her work, apparently Triumph of the Will is actually a great film, as far as filmmaking goes.
- missy: The deaths.
- michele: ah
- missy: Julianne!
- michele: she’s hot
- michele: toby lurves her
- michele: what is this?
- missy: editing
- missy: I picked LOTR
- michele: I picked Seatrisket for some odd reason
- 11:05
- missy: haha. That’s a good name, along with SHITBISCUIT.
- missy: (I can’t take credit for that)
- michele: ha
- michele: who came up with that?
- michele: so funny
- missy: I forget. I saw it on Cinemasters.
- michele: Hermie Lee Curtis
- missy: Hah!
- michele: (that was shitty. I like her)
- michele: I also have a fondness for Herms
- michele: is she married to C Guest?
- missy: Apparently.
- missy: I like her. I liked Freaky Friday.
- michele: Finally, the first song on an Oscar show I will enjoy
- missy: Ooh, this hsould be good.
- missy: It’s too bad that the song sung by Renee & Ewan McGregor at the end of Down with Love wasn’t nominated. I’d love to see them perform it. (maybe. depending on how well they perform live.)
- michele: oh, i totally forgot about that
- michele: that would have been great
- missy: (I love that these guys are in costume)
- michele: of course
- michele: tho
- michele: I was just tellling TJ
- michele: that this movie crossed over
- 11:10
- michele: into not funny laughter, but uncomfortable laughter
- missy: really? i didn’t see it.
- michele: it was almost TOO real
- michele: I can’t explain that
- michele: but it was too real
- michele: so real it wasn’t as funny
- michele: or something
- michele: Is she married to C Guest?
- michele: we need to know
- missy: I don’t know.
- michele: k
- missy: Let’s consult imdb
- michele: heh
- missy: Jamie Lee is indeeed married to Christopher Guest
- michele: This song is quite good
- missy: Daughter of Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh.
- michele: nuts
- 11:15
- missy: nuts?
- michele: heh
- michele: no pun intended. but I meant nuts they are married
- michele: and I never knew that somehow
- missy: did you lose a bet?
- michele: hahah
- michele: nope
- michele: oh
- missy: okay
- michele: this ad thing
- michele: on now
- michele: have you noticed that both of these folks
- michele: Verizon and Comcast
- michele: are doing the EXACT same ad?
- michele: i was discussing this with TJ
- missy: really?
- michele: and we decided it was brilliant
- michele: on whoever went last
- michele: it totally cancelled out
- michele: the first ad
- missy: hah
- michele: now we don’t know who is saying or reporting what
- michele: now if only we can find out who went last :]
- michele: if it’s Verizon, I will still hate them
- michele: but still
- michele: funny
- michele: this is funny
- missy: now this is comedy I can get behind on the Oscars
- michele: ha
- michele: exactly
- michele: Will Farrel should approve all comedy
- michele: imo
- missy: Let these guys host.
- 11:20
- michele: can you imagine?
- michele: holy crap
- missy: Balls. I lost again.
- michele: this is my deep thought for the night. ready?
- missy: yep
- michele: I like Jack Black better than Jack White
- missy: hahah
- missy: hahahahahahha
- michele: I do. Much better
- michele: I really need to eat more than just nuts tonight.
- missy: hahaha
- michele: I have had almonds
- michele: I want salt
- michele: or deep fried cheese
- michele: damn vegan roomate
- michele: nothing to snack on
- missy: deep fried cheese! yum
- michele: yes, yes indeed
- missy: jesus. still 8 awards to go
- michele: I am blown away
- michele: she is So Cute!
- michele: Shocking
- michele: so fresh on our minds
- missy: very 30’s film starlet looking
- michele: we’re amazed
- missy: I voted for Barbarian Invasions. It iwll win.
- michele: I am looking…
- 11:25
- michele: I picked C Rep
- michele: damn
- michele: you rule
- missy: well, I saw none of them, surprisingly (considering how many foreign films i see….though the rules are funny when it comes ot releases of foreign films..dates and whatnot).
- missy: But my aunt MaryAnne saw it and loved it.
- missy: heh.
- michele: haha
- michele: awesome
- michele: MaryAnne knows stuff about things
- missy: I guess so.
- michele: Uma’s dress?
- michele: I do not like
- missy: hmmm.
- missy: strange dress.
- michele: she looks like she stepped out of the It’s a Small World rid in Disney
- missy: yes.
- missy: but she is so pretty!
- michele: ride, even
- missy: otherwise, that is
- michele: yes, yes she is
- michele: she is forgiven
- missy: yes.
- missy: I win again!
- michele: damn!
- michele: you ROCK
- michele: i suck
- michele: toby does too
- michele: but he’s cute with his shoven head and all.
- missy: I can’t believe I picked M&C for this category. Good job, Missy.
- michele: (shoven?)
- michele: Indeed
- michele: :ats her back::
- missy: hahahaha
- michele: woah
- missy: Unfortunately, so did everyone else who matters in my poll.
- michele: hahah
- missy: They filmed on the water, so I imagine it was pretty difficult. LOTR was all special effects.
- michele: I’m telling you
- michele: wait
- michele: oh
- michele: nm
- michele: hahaha
- michele: I was thinking Elija Wood and Toby were the same person again
- michele: I hate that
- missy: It is impossible for me to win, but I am tied in second place.
- michele: because one is a weird troll
- missy: haha
- 11:30
- michele: and the other one is rather cute
- michele: also, he sports a hot name
- michele: plus
- michele: he’s spider man
- michele: why is it impossible for you to win?
- missy: because of the remaining categories, the guy in first has the same picks as me.
- michele: (given the amount of wine I have had, I am now forgiven from spelling errors. I am a spelling diplomat.)
- missy: (I cannot type.)
- missy: (Ever.)
- michele: (what do the parentheses mean?)
- michele: (don’t have to answer that)
- michele: oh
- michele: Sofia
- missy: “Kill the wabbit!”
- michele: hahah
- michele: ummm
- missy: (parentheses mean an aside. at leats in my world they do.)
- michele: what?
- michele: (mine as well)
- missy: “KIll the wabbit” ! It’s from Bugs Bunny.
- michele: hahhaha
- missy: The music they were playing for Francis & Sofia.
- michele: oh!!
- michele: sloooooooowwww
- missy: Okay, I picked Mystic River.
- missy: Damn.
- missy: I hsould ahev known!
- missy: ahev?
- missy: hsould?
- michele: hahahhaha
- michele: s’more wine?
- missy: Am I speaking in Hewbrew?
- michele: :oors glass::
- missy: Hewbrew?
- michele: ahahhahahahhahah
- missy: hahahaha
- 11:35
- michele: I lost that one…
- michele: shake head. clap.
- michele: shake head some more
- missy: I have been knocked down to thrid place.
- michele: clap
- michele: oh dear
- michele:
- michele: what do you win?
- michele: or
- michele: what does one win?
- missy: Nothing. Bragging rights.
- michele: even better
- missy: But out of 24 people, still not bad.
- michele: Beard.
- michele: yes, true
- michele: and you’re girl
- michele: :]
- michele: Toby (my toby)
- michele: tried to grow a beard
- michele: it didn’t work
- missy: Really?
- michele: nope
- michele: he can’t grow enough
- michele: it doesn’t fill in
- missy: Poor guy.
- michele: there are bald patches
- michele: heh
- missy: I picked Sofia for this.
- michele: WOOOOOOO!!!!
- missy: Yay Sofia! Not surprising, but still a good thing.
- missy: I love her dress.
- michele: wow
- michele: good for her
- missy: Wow. Good speech.
- missy: She thanked some awesome filmmakers.
- 11:40
- michele: I wonder what Spike is thinking now?
- michele: heh
- michele: (shallow me)
- missy: Good breeding in that Coppola family.
- michele: I bought the new Yoga Journal today
- michele: there was a lot on the place you’re going
- michele: seems to be everywhere
- michele: can’t wait to hear how it goes
- missy: cool.
- michele: Toby asked
- missy: In just a couple of week!
- missy: +s
- michele: who was Bill Murray’s character in Lost IN Translation?
- michele: do you know?
- michele: (excited for you)
- 11:45
- missy: you mean in real life?
- missy: I suspect he was fictitious, but who knows.
- michele: yeah, based on?
- michele: that’s what I suspected
- missy: PLease tell me Tom isn’t introducing COld Mountain
- michele: cool
- missy: oh. best director.
- michele: another person I’m not fond of
- missy: (I was htinking that would be a cruel joke, since Nicole stars.)
- michele: oh1
- missy: I have a problem with typing ‘t’s and ‘h’s in the correct order.
- michele: oh!, rather
- michele: hahahahh
- michele: s’ok
- michele: I got that
- michele: not proud of it, though
- missy: Jesus. Wiht the exception of Cinematography, I think LOTR has won every nomination it has.
- michele: (sorry, I still just don’t get the LOTR stuff)
- michele: (we tried twice now)
- michele: (still can’t get into it)
- michele: :/
- missy: I think you have to see it in the theater, where you have little choice in the matter (unless you walk out)
- michele: ha
- missy: PLus it’s a different environment, seeing it in the dark on a big screen with an audience.
- michele: Toby is nodding
- missy: That said,
- michele: prolly right
- michele: but does that make it best film?
- missy: I am not a fan of the films, outside of their technical wonderment.
- michele: I dunno about that, you know?
- missy: I wonder if Charlize will kiss Adrian
- missy: when she wins
- michele: hahahha
- michele: ::crossing fingers::
- missy: I know! hopes
- 11:50
- michele: She better win
- missy: You know, there’s a documentary out about the character Charlize plays. AILEEN, it’s called.
- michele: Or I’m firing them all
- missy: hah
- michele: the entire Academy. Off!
- michele: ha!!
- missy: he’s so cute
- michele: WOOOO!!!
- michele: I can sleep now
- michele: wow
- michele: gooooooooooood neeeeeeeews
- michele: :]
- missy: haha
- missy: Wait for Sean Penn. He will be next.
- michele: maybe
- michele: I will fall over
- missy: Or, Johnny Depp?
- missy: I think she should have given part of her speech in Afrikaans
- 11:55
- michele: hahaha
- missy: at least to her mom. ON Actors Studio, she said that she & her mom still speak it to each other.
- michele: I didn’t know she was from there
- michele: I’m confused
- michele: what don’t I know?
- missy: YOu don’t know mindless trivia, and that’s okay.
- missy: You need to watch more James Lipton!
- michele: what?!
- michele: GIVE ME THE GOODS!!
- missy: (INside the Actors Studio)
- michele: speaking of which
- michele: (we were supposed to stage that, remember?)
- missy: I know!
- missy: JUst for the five questions. We have to be FUNNY!
- michele: Let’s do it!
- missy: OKAY!
- michele: Next week (not this one) is Spring Break
- michele: I have MUCH free time
- michele: thank goodness
- missy: cool.
- missy: Where you going? Florida?
- missy: (kidding)
- michele: ha
- michele: Wildwood
- michele: woop!
- michele: gonna get my vd on
- missy: hah
- michele: how many more are there now?
- michele: will we be beat tomorrow? surely
- missy: best actor & picture. i think that’s it.
- missy: And we know what will win picture
- 12:00AM
- michele: yep
- missy: nicole’s dress is nice. much better than that disaster at the Globes.
- michele: I don’t remember that
- missy: but i don’t like how she’s lightened her hair so much. she looks like a ghost.
- michele: But tonight she looks lovely
- michele: heh
- michele: I’m an easy fan :]
- michele: he won’t win
- michele: I worry for everyone’s safety if Sean Penn doesnt’ win
- michele: I bet his wife is out of town tonight
- michele: hahaha
- missy: here is nicole at the globes (and mind you, it gives new meaning to “Golden Globes”):
- michele: (both Toby and I picked Bill Murray, btw)
- missy: http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040225/capt.nyet16702251810.people_kidman_nyet167.jpg
- michele: oh dear god
- missy: I KNOW!
- michele: I blame Lenny
- missy: Did she get dressed in the dark while on crack?
- michele: Lenny Crack
- michele: indeed
- michele: ah his wife is there
- missy: Sean Penn: political speech? Let’s see…
- michele: she’s like “OH THANK GOD!”
- missy: hah
- 12:05AM
- michele: he’s short
- michele: But i would still kiss his short ass
- missy: haha
- missy: Sean: you need to talk faster
- michele: yeah
- michele: I’m uncomfortable
- missy: But, this is the one award where they always seem to let the guy ramble on & on
- missy: Was Bill Murray going to leave?
- michele: i Have NO ideal
- missy: Not. Cool.
- michele: hahahha
- michele: I dea
- michele: Idea
- michele: oh crap
- michele: was he?
- michele: maybe he had to pee?
- michele: I mean
- missy: I don’t know, but he didn’t look happy.
- michele: I would have held it
- missy: Maybe! I have to pee.
- michele: yeah
- michele: hahahaha
- michele: GO PEE!
- michele: I’LL LET YOU KNOW IF YOU WIN!
- missy: Hah.
- michele: of course
- michele: “Lord of the Oscars:
- michele: (write your own headline)
- m
issy: Michele, I do believe we have just IM’d the entire Oscar telecast. PLease post this tomorrow in its entirety (minus the Oprah junk, probably)
- missy: Good one!
- michele: WOOOP!
- michele: I have to ask
- michele: no
- michele: ok
- missy: Almost 4 hours.
- michele: no oprah
- missy: Sweet jesus.
- michele: haha
- 12:10AM
- missy: Oprah? No.
- michele: Noprah
- michele: heh
- missy: hahahaha
- michele: I saved the ENTIRE thing
- michele: posting tonight
- michele: it’s tomorrow
- missy: excellent.
- michele: now go to bed :]
- missy: okay. i’m going to wind down and get to bed.
- michele: me too
- missy: good night!
- michele: have a good day!
- michele: you too!
- missy: you too!
Mihow 
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