- missy: watchin’ the oscars?
- michele: yep
- michele: and grading papers I can not read
- missy: me, too. until i get impatient/bored/annoyed.
- michele: already sort of am
- michele: heh
- missy: haha. me, too.
- michele: we just saw Monster
- missy: i haven’t seen it yet.
- 8:25PM
- michele: I had to see ONE movie in the Oscar line up
- michele: heh
- missy: haha
- missy: you saw Mystic River & Lost in Translation! That’s pretty good.
- missy: Which is about all I’ve seen, save for Lord of the Rings
- michele: oh!! i forgot about those
- michele: I should fill out this sheet Todd sent
- michele: which we obviously bailed on
- michele: ah well
- missy: yeah. you could always call him during the program.
- michele: claiming to have won?
- michele: that’s not a bad idea!
- missy: haha
- michele: I used to LOVE this time. Oscar Time.
- michele: now I just sort of get annoyed
- michele: too cynical for my own good
- michele: or something
- missy: i know! The banter drives me bonkers. usually I just want a glimpse at the dresses, and I’m done.
- michele: I am assuming I have changed and not them
- michele: yep
- michele: I do wish to see Theron (sp?)
- michele: I was and still am shocked
- michele: at how ugly she allowed them to make her
- missy: The only time I wished I would have watched the whole thing was when Soderbergh won for best director, and apparently gave the speech of the night.
- michele: She put on like 50 pounds
- missy: Yeah, I’ve seen clips.
- michele: yeah. I missed that too
- missy: That’s the thing; the speeches typically make me want to slap the person giving them.
- michele: absolutely
- 8:30PM
- michele: this guy
- michele: he is hitting on EVERYONE
- michele: I want to slap him
- michele: and that kid
- michele: that little short turd
- michele: thank goodness they found him for acting
- missy: Somewhere I read that the jewelry women wear usually come accompanied by bodyguard, who grab the women whenever the lights go down.
- michele: he has serial killer eyes
- missy: haha
- michele: ha ha ha
- michele: you’re kidding me
- michele: no shit
- missy: No! I htink I read it in some lame women’s mag.
- michele: I just asked Toby if he could make our chat go live
- michele: a constant feed
- michele: but he said it would take him too much time. I thought that would be funny
- michele: heh
- michele: next year
- missy: I know! When I was taking out magazines to the mag bin in the recycling room, I found a glamour sitting there and helped myself to it.
- michele: Elija Wood be a serial killer
- michele: ha ha hahahhahah
- missy: aw, this is sweet. every time I see interviews w/ this girl, all she can talk about is Johnny Depp.
- michele: is he the speaker tonight?
- michele: oh dear
- missy: Even Sean Connery is annoying.
- 8:35
- michele: is he the announcer?!
- michele: no way
- michele: ok
- michele: i need more booze or something
- missy: these montages always annoy me, too. except the year that Errol Morris did interviews will all sorts of people, famous & not.
- michele: they’re the geletin of the Oscars
- missy: haha
- michele: gelatin? sp?
- michele: how do you spell that crap?
- michele: the latter
- missy: hmm. i think the latter, yes.
- missy: shit, doesn’t that joke about how long the program lasts ever get old?
- michele: ha ha ha ha
- missy: please, retire it.
- michele: they should start using the joke as being used too long
- michele: who writes this shit?
- missy: Yes!
- missy: Did you see Diane Keaton? She looks, I swear, exactly like herself as Annie Hall.
- michele: No! amazing
- michele: good for her and her genes
- michele: I hope to one day look good and old
- michele: or something.
- missy: which means that joke has gotten old as well. please, Diane.
- missy: True,
- michele: wait!
- michele: I think I missed your point
- missy: Sorry, I didn’t have one. Only that that look meant something 30 years ago, but no longer.
- michele: Apparently I missed the best joke just now
- missy: probably not.
- michele: the one making fun of Michael Moore
- michele: according to Toby
- 8:40
- michele: I was beer getting
- missy: i missed it.
- michele: ah well
- michele: I really rather like A Jolie
- missy: yeah?
- michele: I find her a) easy on the eyes and b) weird enough
- missy: haha
- michele: what songs are nominated? I should fill out this form
- michele: I’ll do that now
- missy: A couple from Cold Mountain. One from LOTR. Not sure what else.
- missy: I still haven’t seen THE LAST TEMPTATION OF MEL GIBSON.
- michele: me neither
- missy: Or, as Jim Treacher puts it, LETHAL WEAPON 5: CHRIST ALMIGHTY
- michele: Sold out tonight
- michele: ha hahahhahahahhahahhahaha
- michele: DUDE
- michele: that is FUNNY!
- michele: I am still laughing
- missy: no shit.
- michele: Dude
- michele: toby’s dying
- missy: On Cinemasters, people are always playing with the names of films, but TReacher wins, hands down, for all time.
- michele: Does Danny Glover play Judas?
- michele: ha ha ha (from Toby)
- missy: Fuck, I wish.
- michele: he wanted to know
- michele: freak
- 8:45
- missy: You should save this IM session and post it.
- michele: I have already decided to
- missy: Haha. Excellent.
- michele: It’s going on my site
- michele: as my “Commentary”
- missy: Now I have to be ultra witty.
- michele: ha ha hahahah
- missy: And you do too!
- michele: (I will edit this part out)
- michele: hahahahha
- missy: No!
- michele: I’m always witty
- michele: no really
- missy: True.
- michele: dude
- michele: that’s not true
- michele: I sound like an ass
- missy: Sometimes ass=witty.
- michele: I do wish I could read the writing on my student’s papers
- michele: btw
- missy: Handwritten?
- michele: how long would you take in returning papers?
- michele: Yeah, hand-written
- missy: Hmm. A week?
- michele: k
- michele: tomorrow it’ll be a week
- missy: What the christ? Don’t people type anymore?
- michele: See, I think that’s just it
- michele: they DO type
- michele: hence, penmanship
- michele: down the fuckin hill
- michele: or something
- missy: (Idle banter while Billy Crysal sings nonsense)
- missy: got it.
- michele: Hey, at least it’s not Whoopie
- missy: Good point.
- michele: “I’m a Big Loser.”
- michele: yes, yes Whoop
- missy: No, you’re not, Whoopie.
- michele: I hate those ads
- michele: HATE THEM
- missy: Except, you are, in quite another sense of the word.
- missy: Yes.
- michele: You don’t happen to know
- missy: I’d like to see Sofia win something, just to hear her modest speech. Of course she is wearing Marc Jacobs (and looks fantastic). I don’t think she ever wears any other designer. I hope she’s wearing flats, too.
- michele: by way of
your geek friends - michele: (Yes, Toby does a swell
- missy: yes?
- michele: I haven’t seen her yet
- michele: is her hubby there?
- michele: We were trying to figure out
- missy: No, they’re divorced!
- michele: WHAT?!!!
- 8:50
- missy: They split shortly after her movie came out.
- michele: Holy crap
- michele: I had no idea
- michele: interesting swan song or something
- missy: In fact, Giovanni Ribisi’s character is loosely based on him (as is Scarlett’s character on her)
- michele: I thought so
- michele: interesting
- missy: And, apparently, that blond chick in the film is based on Cameron Diaz.
- michele: So, what I was going to ask was if you knew if or what they did to Theron’s face for that movie Monster
- michele: Cameron Diaz? Wow
- missy: I saw her on Inside the Actor’s Studio. I think there was some latex involved, as well as fake teeth.
- michele: What is little ms. T Mobil wearing?
- missy: And brown contacts.
- missy: She always looks hot.
- michele: yes
- michele: I would actually do her.
- michele: if I weren’t married
- missy: haha
- michele: I think My mom would too
- missy: My perdiction for this category: Tim Robbins, sadly.
- missy: perdiction?
- michele: oh shit
- michele: I have to fill that out
- michele: what are we on?
- missy: Supporting Actor
- michele: hrm tough one
- michele: Toby did too
- missy: He’s a handsome man, Djimon Howeveritsspelled
- michele: I did Djimon
- michele: no
- michele: I didn’t DO him
- michele: I picked him
- missy: got it
- missy: I picked Tim Robbins (for an online poll with the Cinemaster people)
- missy: i win!
- michele: WOOP!
- michele: I lost
- michele: Toby won
- 8:55
- missy: I think I picked Sean Penn as well, but I can’t remember.
- missy: I should look at my picks,
- michele: You think he’d get it?
- michele: given his tie with communism and all? (I kid, of course)
- missy: Well, that’s the goal. To win, not pick what I would pick.
- missy: Haha.
- michele: is he even there?
- missy: I don’t know!
- missy: I don’t think so.
- michele: He hates them, I think
- michele: I recall
- 9:00
- michele: I finished my picks. I haven’t seen hardly any
- missy: If this is Supp. Actress, I picked Renee. Who, by the way, has already lost most of her weight that we saw at the Globes, when she was huge.
- missy: (For Bridget, Part Deux)
- michele: ha
- michele: is she still with J Black?
- michele: ha
- michele: no
- michele: Jack White
- michele: whatever Jack
- missy: I don’t know.
- missy: hah
- missy: Here’s your girlfriend.
- missy: She looks good.
- michele: she’s hot. foxy-hot
- michele: but maybe not super bright
- michele: jury is still out about the brain-goods
- missy: Yes.
- michele: I wonder why she didn’t bring her Cuban Baby
- missy: Cambodian.
- michele: ha
- michele: right
- missy: We are nto allowed trade with Cuba!
- michele: (my jury is still out as well)
- michele: ha ha hahhahahahhaha
- michele: RIGHT!
- michele: no Cuban babies into America!
- michele: crap
- michele: what was that for?
- missy: I wonder if I got this category.
- missy: Set design.
- 9:05
- missy: I htink.
- michele: I don’t see it on here
- michele: hmmm
- michele: Art Direction?
- missy: That’s it.
- missy: I think I lost.
- missy: I voted for Girl With the Pearl Earring for one of these categories.
- michele: we both guessed that
- missy: Balls.
- michele: No, pearl earings. ;]
- missy: Not that I saw “Girl” or anything, but I hear it’s gorgeous.
- michele: yeah? I haven’t heard anything at all
- missy: I think that’ s about it: pretty to look at.
- michele: Why is he wearing sunglasses?
- michele: nm
- michele: cute. I laughed.
- missy: I wasn’t paying attention.
- missy: Per usual.
- michele: I think I need a snack or something
- 9:10
- missy: I’m bored.
- michele: haha
- michele: already. awesome
- michele: anything else on?
- missy: I know! 39 minutes in.
- missy: I don’t know. Stuff has already started. I know TCM was showing great movies all day, and I watched none of them.
- michele: I did almost nothing today, it seems
- 9:15
- michele: CSI On? or Law and Order.
- michele: It’s always on.
- missy: Same. Went to class, did laundry. Talked ot Josh, who got to New York very quickly (drove nearly straight through).
- missy: I was smart & picked LOTR for costumes. Why, Pearl Earring, why? LOTR will sweep all of its technical awards, I know this now.
- michele: holy shit
- michele: he’s there already?
- michele: good for him. damn
- michele: yeah
- missy: Yeah, he called me from his back yard.
- michele: haha
- michele: is he freaked? or really excited?
- michele: he starts tomorrow?
- missy: Excited!
- missy: Wednesday.
- michele: he moved all his shit
- michele: that quickly?
- michele: damn
- missy: Actually, he was tired. Probably sleeping right now.
- missy: He packed all week, had his friends help load in the truck yesterdya morning.
- michele: (so sorry, what was this category?)
- michele: I suck
- michele: I bet he’s sleeping
- missy: Costumes
- michele: I would be so excited about this
- michele: NYC rules
- missy: It does.
- michele: I sound like a dork. heh
- missy: No you don’t.
- michele: good.
- missy: haha, this is funny.
- michele: yes it is
- michele: i was just thinking that
- 9:20
- missy: Good job, Billy.
- michele: Nick Cage is ALWAYS
- michele: acting
- michele: always
- michele: i loved him in Raising Arizona
- missy: Why didn’t he introduce Lost in Translation? He’s Sofia’s cousin!
- michele: but he lost me sometime after Honeymoon in Vegas
- michele: (which was still good, but you know)
- michele: Wild at heart also wonderful
- michele: Shutting up about his career now
- michele: We both chose Marcia for this one
- michele: (Toby and I)
- missy: I picked Renee. Didn’t see (nor did I care to see) Pieces of April, but I like Patricia Clarkson.
- missy: Marcia looks awful. Like Elizabeth Taylor once she gained weight.
- michele: She does look bloated. Someone fed the Diane Weist diet
- missy: haha
- michele: damn girl, you go!
- michele: fed her, rather
- 9:25
- missy: I do like Renee’s dress.
- michele: yes, she looks lovely
- michele: It’s funny how much I think of MadTV or SNL when I watch these shows
- michele: nice dress
- michele: who makes it?
- missy: That’s because they’re easily ridiculed.
- missy: Renee’s dress?
- michele: yep
- missy: Didn’t catch it. Ler me guess
- missy: let, that is
- michele: Oh! did you say you saw the Lar Von Trier movie?
- michele: With Kidman?
- michele: she’s so durn purty
- michele: btw
- missy: I havenR
17;t seen it, no.
- missy: And re: the dress, I have no idea, but I’ll guess Dior.
- michele: It’s lovely. Good guess!
- missy: I’m going to find out.
- 9:30
- michele: These montages make me nuts
- missy: I can’t find who made her dress, but Marcia Gay Harden is 8 months pregnant.
- michele: ah
- michele: she is absolutely forgiven
- michele: (man this ad rules)
- michele: btw
- missy: which one?
- michele: Anit Drug
- michele: drowning girl, etc
- 9:35
- missy: Let’s go MOST (THE BRIDGE) for Best Live Action Short!
- michele: hah ahahhaha
- missy: (which is another way of saying I picked it arbitrarily)
- missy: (actually, I looked htem up on IMD
- missy: fuck. i almost picked TWO SOLDIERS!
- michele: hahahha
- michele: I am looking
- michele: i don’t know what I picked
- michele: I picked Squash
- michele: For obvious reasons
- missy: Because of your love for the game?
- michele: ha
- michele: a BIG booming laugh over here
- michele: so funny
- michele: To be frank
- michele: i hadn’t even thought about the game
- michele: i just liked thinking of the verb
- michele: maybe it’s a movie about bugs
- michele: or something
- missy: HARVIE KRUMPET! C’mon!
- missy: crosses fingers
- michele: Gone Nutty over here
- michele: Toby picked Nibbles
- michele: again, for obvious reasons
- missy: I had no idea which to pick without seeing any clip
- 9:40
- missy: YES!!!!!!
- michele: you rule!!!
- missy: I forget what my criteria was for picking that one. Maybe there was a postive review on IMDB.
- michele: cheater
- michele: it should all be based on the name
- missy: Nope, that’s why: Geoffrey Rush was hte voice.
- michele: Liv T
- missy: Bad hair.
- michele: she’s cute, but she comes off as being so girly
- missy: She looks like…
- michele: you know she’s a dirty dirty ho
- missy: fuck
- missy: I can’t remember. Dame Edna?
- michele: hrm
- michele: dunno
- michele: I’m just saying
- michele: she’s dirty, that one
- missy: Haha
- michele: not in quntity, persay
- michele: huh?
- missy: I picked one of htese songs. Had I known Sting was involved, it would have been this one. (Maybe it is, who knows.)
- michele: quantity
- michele: Who’s the gal?
- missy: Allison Krauss.
- michele: oh, right
- missy: She’s got two nominated songs.
- michele: is she really Irish? or just a faker?
- missy: (both from Cold Mount)
- michele: see that dress she’s wearing?
- michele: girls with boobs, can not wear that dress
- missy: I think she was on the O Brother soundtrack.
- missy: you;re right, and for a singer, she has bad posture.
- michele: I think she did something for that movie where claire d was in prison
- michele: in thailand
- michele: but i might be wrong
- missy: “WE DIDN’T DO IT!”
- michele: H AHHAHAHAH
- missy: wasn’t that the money quote from that film? didn’t we watch it together?
- michele: Toby wants to know if you like this song
- michele: he says he knows you do
- 9:45
- michele: I did watch it I did
- missy: i have no opinion.
- missy: Liv is Dame Edna.
- michele: who is that?
- missy: Cross dresser.
- michele: hahahhahah
- missy: This is the song I picked.
- missy: Elvis Costello!
- michele: I think she won
- missy: Dame Edna: http://www.dame-edna.com/
- michele: hahahah
- michele: I bet you’re the first person to ever compare Liv Tyler to that young lady
- missy: haha
- missy: Well, it was the glasses and the sideways hairdo.
- michele: when will this stop?
- michele: Does anyone ever wear sleeves at the Oscars?
- missy: Rarely.
- michele: I have noticed this
- michele: Annie Lennox. If she were an animal, she’d be a llama
- 9:50
- michele: or maybe one of those creatures from the Dark Crystal.
- 9:55
- missy: So in a different set of polls on Cinemasters, where we actually pick winners we like from nominations we think are worthy, Josh and I disagreed on nearly every catefory, save for Editing and Best Ensemble Performance.
- missy: Oh, and best score (Sonic Youth for the film demonlover)
- michele: no shit! I had no idea they did that soundtrack
- michele: I haven’t seen it
- 10:00
- missy: yeah. It’s a weird film.
- missy: Connie Neilson is hot. (She was in GLADIATOR)
- missy: (in demonlover, that is. She is probably hot anyway.)
- michele: where is she?
- missy: what category was this?
- michele: oh crap
- michele: dunno
- missy: visual efects?
- missy: effects, even?
- michele: heh
- michele: think so
- michele: who won?
- missy: Jwnny Garner looks pretty. I like orange.
- missy: Jwnny?
- missy: LOTR, of course.
- michele: I really like her
- michele: muchly
- 10:05
- missy: Do you watch Alias?
- michele: nope
- michele: never
- michele: we tried
- missy: same
- michele: I never have a clue
- missy: Oh jesus. Shut up Jim Carrey.
- michele: Again, I don’t get it
- michele: but he reminds me of that guy on Oz
- michele: the one who was put in jail for DUI
- michele: (who was in Monster, btw)
- michele: he’s reminding me of him, righ tnow
- michele: dunno why
- missy: ah. soluting dead people. Blake Edwards. In one of his films, Julie Andrews is actually topless.
- michele: woah
- missy: Oops.
- missy: Not dead.
- michele: heh
- michele: Toby just shaved his head
- missy: honorary award.
- michele: ah gotcha
- missy: (don’t tell anyone I made that mistake. I will lose my movie cred.)
- michele: I do not think I can grade another test tonight
- michele: ha ha ha
- michele: your movie card
- missy: I do know that he is married to Julie Andrews.
- michele: ha
- michele: everytime I see footage from taht
- michele: I think of the 7 up commercial
- michele: what is that movie?
- 10:10
- michele: (they just showed about 45 so if you don’t know which one I’m referring to, let it go :]
- missy: i don’t know
- michele: have you seen the Office?
- michele: Toby’s friend, Keith lent it to us
- michele: it’s hysterical
- missy: not yet
- missy: so i hear
- michele: we watched a few last night
- michele: good stuff
- michele: Netflick it
- 10:20
- missy: That haircolor looks bad on Scarlett.
- michele: we were just saying she aint’ lookin her best there
- missy: Also: I voted for LOTR in this category.
- michele: me too
- 10:25
- missy: I was wrong about Dior. It was Carolina Herrera, who dressed her last year.
- missy: I feel better now thta I know this.
- michele: what are we on?
- michele: i had to shave TJ’s neck
- missy: i have no idea, but it’s LOTR and I probably voted for it.
- missy: Sound something-o
r-other
- michele: got it wrong
- missy: Actually, I voted for Master & Commander for sound editing, but LOTR for sound mixing.
- missy: so i have no idea if I won this or not.
- michele: wonder which this was :]
- michele: heh
- michele: ah well
- michele: I’m playing against myself
- michele: how exciting
- michele: heh
- missy: haha
- michele: that guy
- michele: mister what’s his pants
- missy: okay, that was sound mixing, so I am okay so far
- michele: I don’t like him and his scietology loving ass
- michele: can’t spell
- missy: YES!!!!
- missy: Master & Commander!
- michele: ha
- michele: both of us got that wrong
- missy: Do I know my sound categories or what?
- missy: (don’t answer that)
- michele: hhahahah
- michele: you do!
- michele: what movie is that anyway?
- 10:30
- missy: Stupid Short Live Action category. I would have a perfect score so far.
- missy: The one with Russell Crowe. It’s not bad.
- michele: the one where he rides the boat around?
- missy: yes.
- michele: how do you feel about J. Roberts?
- michele: te gusta?
- michele: oh my, sean is there
- michele: wow
- missy: That’s a good color for her.
- michele: yeah
- michele: she’s very Sarah J. Parker
- michele: tonight
- missy: Good anecdote about K. Hepburn
- michele: indeed
- missy: Cary Grant. swoon
- michele: I have a dumb question
- michele: relation to Audrey? Mom? Daughter duo?
- missy: None.
- michele: no shit
- michele: really?
- michele: you sure?
- michele: that’s nuts
- 10:35
- missy: Audrey was European. Belgian or thereabouts.
- michele: On Golden Pond. so sad
- missy: Hah. Never saw it.
- michele: heh
- michele: Why is Oprah there?
- michele: why is she everywhere?
- michele: what the hell
- missy: I don’t know.
- michele: She REALLY bothers me
- michele: like REALLY bugs me
- missy: me, too.
- michele: I do not care how much money she donates
- michele: she destroys book covers everywhere
- michele: she sucks
- 10:40
- michele: we purchased a bunch of stuff from Origins yesterday
- michele: sily smooth stuf
- michele: f
- michele: I enjoy that
- missy: aaaagghhhh
- michele: Oprahs on
- missy: Oprah!
- michele: shhhhhhh
- missy: Her dress is kind of pretty.
- michele: yeah
- missy: Nice color on her
- michele: her eyelids match
- missy: haha
- michele: woah
- michele: look at the tugboat
- michele: (nm)
- missy: I hate the way she talks, as if her inflection will make it such that we will exactly agree with her
- missy: and we will be touched in the heart!
- michele: She perpetuates a low standard
- michele: she feeds off the weak
- missy: That clip was exactly why Kevin Bacon was my favorite part of hte film.
- michele: i really do dislike her
- michele: ha ha ha
- missy: And why Eastwood made some very good choices.
- michele: yeah, he rules
- michele: but I wanna have sex with Sean Penn
- michele: so, you know
- michele: oh boy
- michele: Mr. Sell Out himself
- missy: haha
- michele: (lost hope after Serendipity)
- missy: Okay., I voted for AYLUM
- missy: ASYLUM
- missy: Fuck!
- michele: dude!
- missy: I was in second place in that online contest. One guy has a perfect record so far
- michele: anything with Chernobyl is gonna win
- michele: why am I saying dude so much
- michele: i hate that
- michele: more booze is in order
- michele: what do you suggest
- michele: :
- michele: anchor steam
- michele: wine (red)
- michele: or vodka soda
- missy: true. I don’t know why I picked ASYLUM.
- missy: Porbbaly b/c it takes place in one?
- missy: Wine
- michele: shit!!!
- michele: i picked Asylum too
- michele: I suck ass
- michele: Toby won
- 10:45
- michele: what did you pick for Documentary?
- michele: btw?
- michele: I will have some wine
- missy: Fog of War. Pretty much everyone else picked Capturing the Friedmans.
- missy: So that could be my comeback….or my downfall
- missy: I picked it because it was good and because it had a wide release
- missy: And it’s Errol Morris, whom pretty much everyone knows of.
- missy: YES!!!!
- michele: YAY!!!
- missy: Haha.
- missy: A little immodest of Errol. But funny.
- michele: (hello baby, johnny depp)
- missy: I expect the music to cut in at any time
- michele: yep
- michele: wow
- michele: he was at least decent
- michele: M. Moore, on the other hand, was not
- missy: Right.
- 10:50
- michele: I would like to state this as it’s the only movie I really saw on this sheet I have before me
- michele: But I would really like to see Theron win
- missy: I htink she will.
- michele: (Notice I don’t even try to spell her first name)
- michele: Cherlize?
- missy: Charlize.
- missy: Or Charles.
- missy: har.
- michele: she was really really very good
- michele: heh
- michele: I have a huge amount of respect for a woman who will MAKE herself uglier
- michele: for a film
- michele: for an actress, rather
- michele: especially since she’s not a big star yet or anything, you know?
- michele: amazing gal
- michele: your film is on :]
- missy: Well, you hear about “bravery” a lot when it comes to actresses…usually that means spending the majority of the movie naked.
- missy: I suppose this was a brave role.
- michele: yep, or ugly
- michele: actually
- michele: you might know
- missy: (Nicole Kidman immodestly speaks of her own bravery, I think)
- michele: Toby had heard years ago or a year ago
- michele: that this was the first nude role for Ricci
- michele: and there was no nudity
- missy: Yeah? I didn’t know she was naked.
- michele: for Ricci
- michele: do you knwo if it was cut?
- michele: or if Toby is crazy?
- missy: I have no idea.
- michele: k
- michele: he’s nuts. :]
- michele: wishful thinking
- michele: heh
- michele: (on his part)
- missy: You know what’s funny? People clapping or nto clapping during the deaths montages.
- missy: You can tell whom no one has heard of, or cares for.
- 10:55
- michele: hahahhahah
- missy: Shit, is it almost 11pm already?
- michele: I know. how did that happen?
- michele:
- missy: there’s still 11 more awards to go
- michele: ugh
- missy: I know.
- missy: I voted for FINDING NEMO for best scrore. I’m not sure what I was thinking.
- michele: hahhaha
- michele: Toby picked Big Fish
- michele: I picked LOTR
- missy: I was trying to figure out where I could win/lose this contest, and I think I’ve just found it.
- 11:00
- missy: hahaha: This just came in on CM. “Where’s the audience shot when you need it? Who was clapping for Leni Riefenstal?” (She was Hitler’s propaganda filmmaker)
- michele: hahahah
- missy: You win score! Finding Nemo. I must have misclicked.
- m
ichele: was she REALLY?!
- michele: what was Leni Affiliated with this time?
- missy: Yep. I’ve never seen her work, apparently Triumph of the Will is actually a great film, as far as filmmaking goes.
- missy: The deaths.
- michele: ah
- missy: Julianne!
- michele: she’s hot
- michele: toby lurves her
- michele: what is this?
- missy: editing
- missy: I picked LOTR
- michele: I picked Seatrisket for some odd reason
- 11:05
- missy: haha. That’s a good name, along with SHITBISCUIT.
- missy: (I can’t take credit for that)
- michele: ha
- michele: who came up with that?
- michele: so funny
- missy: I forget. I saw it on Cinemasters.
- michele: Hermie Lee Curtis
- missy: Hah!
- michele: (that was shitty. I like her)
- michele: I also have a fondness for Herms
- michele: is she married to C Guest?
- missy: Apparently.
- missy: I like her. I liked Freaky Friday.
- michele: Finally, the first song on an Oscar show I will enjoy
- missy: Ooh, this hsould be good.
- missy: It’s too bad that the song sung by Renee & Ewan McGregor at the end of Down with Love wasn’t nominated. I’d love to see them perform it. (maybe. depending on how well they perform live.)
- michele: oh, i totally forgot about that
- michele: that would have been great
- missy: (I love that these guys are in costume)
- michele: of course
- michele: tho
- michele: I was just tellling TJ
- michele: that this movie crossed over
- 11:10
- michele: into not funny laughter, but uncomfortable laughter
- missy: really? i didn’t see it.
- michele: it was almost TOO real
- michele: I can’t explain that
- michele: but it was too real
- michele: so real it wasn’t as funny
- michele: or something
- michele: Is she married to C Guest?
- michele: we need to know
- missy: I don’t know.
- michele: k
- missy: Let’s consult imdb
- michele: heh
- missy: Jamie Lee is indeeed married to Christopher Guest
- michele: This song is quite good
- missy: Daughter of Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh.
- michele: nuts
- 11:15
- missy: nuts?
- michele: heh
- michele: no pun intended. but I meant nuts they are married
- michele: and I never knew that somehow
- missy: did you lose a bet?
- michele: hahah
- michele: nope
- michele: oh
- missy: okay
- michele: this ad thing
- michele: on now
- michele: have you noticed that both of these folks
- michele: Verizon and Comcast
- michele: are doing the EXACT same ad?
- michele: i was discussing this with TJ
- missy: really?
- michele: and we decided it was brilliant
- michele: on whoever went last
- michele: it totally cancelled out
- michele: the first ad
- missy: hah
- michele: now we don’t know who is saying or reporting what
- michele: now if only we can find out who went last :]
- michele: if it’s Verizon, I will still hate them
- michele: but still
- michele: funny
- michele: this is funny
- missy: now this is comedy I can get behind on the Oscars
- michele: ha
- michele: exactly
- michele: Will Farrel should approve all comedy
- michele: imo
- missy: Let these guys host.
- 11:20
- michele: can you imagine?
- michele: holy crap
- missy: Balls. I lost again.
- michele: this is my deep thought for the night. ready?
- missy: yep
- michele: I like Jack Black better than Jack White
- missy: hahah
- missy: hahahahahahha
- michele: I do. Much better
- michele: I really need to eat more than just nuts tonight.
- missy: hahaha
- michele: I have had almonds
- michele: I want salt
- michele: or deep fried cheese
- michele: damn vegan roomate
- michele: nothing to snack on
- missy: deep fried cheese! yum
- michele: yes, yes indeed
- missy: jesus. still 8 awards to go
- michele: I am blown away
- michele: she is So Cute!
- michele: Shocking
- michele: so fresh on our minds
- missy: very 30’s film starlet looking
- michele: we’re amazed
- missy: I voted for Barbarian Invasions. It iwll win.
- michele: I am looking…
- 11:25
- michele: I picked C Rep
- michele: damn
- michele: you rule
- missy: well, I saw none of them, surprisingly (considering how many foreign films i see….though the rules are funny when it comes ot releases of foreign films..dates and whatnot).
- missy: But my aunt MaryAnne saw it and loved it.
- missy: heh.
- michele: haha
- michele: awesome
- michele: MaryAnne knows stuff about things
- missy: I guess so.
- michele: Uma’s dress?
- michele: I do not like
- missy: hmmm.
- missy: strange dress.
- michele: she looks like she stepped out of the It’s a Small World rid in Disney
- missy: yes.
- missy: but she is so pretty!
- michele: ride, even
- missy: otherwise, that is
- michele: yes, yes she is
- michele: she is forgiven
- missy: yes.
- missy: I win again!
- michele: damn!
- michele: you ROCK
- michele: i suck
- michele: toby does too
- michele: but he’s cute with his shoven head and all.
- missy: I can’t believe I picked M&C for this category. Good job, Missy.
- michele: (shoven?)
- michele: Indeed
- michele: :ats her back::
- missy: hahahaha
- michele: woah
- missy: Unfortunately, so did everyone else who matters in my poll.
- michele: hahah
- missy: They filmed on the water, so I imagine it was pretty difficult. LOTR was all special effects.
- michele: I’m telling you
- michele: wait
- michele: oh
- michele: nm
- michele: hahaha
- michele: I was thinking Elija Wood and Toby were the same person again
- michele: I hate that
- missy: It is impossible for me to win, but I am tied in second place.
- michele: because one is a weird troll
- missy: haha
- 11:30
- michele: and the other one is rather cute
- michele: also, he sports a hot name
- michele: plus
- michele: he’s spider man
- michele: why is it impossible for you to win?
- missy: because of the remaining categories, the guy in first has the same picks as me.
- michele: (given the amount of wine I have had, I am now forgiven from spelling errors. I am a spelling diplomat.)
- missy: (I cannot type.)
- missy: (Ever.)
- michele: (what do the parentheses mean?)
- michele: (don’t have to answer that)
- michele: oh
- michele: Sofia
- missy: “Kill the wabbit!”
- michele: hahah
- michele: ummm
- missy: (parentheses mean an aside. at leats in my world they do.)
- michele: what?
- michele: (mine as well)
- missy: “KIll the wabbit” ! It’s from Bugs Bunny.
- michele: hahhaha
- missy: The music they were playing for Francis & Sofia.
- michele: oh!!
- michele: sloooooooowwww
- missy: Okay, I picked Mystic River.
- missy: Damn.
- missy: I hsould ahev known!
- missy: ahev?
- missy: hsould?
- michele: hahahhaha
- michele: s’more wine?
- missy: Am I speaking in Hewbrew?
- michele: :oors glass::
- missy: Hewbrew?
- michele: ahahhahahahhahah
- missy: hahahaha
- 11:35
- michele: I lost that one…
- michele: shake head. clap.
- michele: shake head some more
- missy: I have been knocked down to thrid place.
- michele: clap
- michele: oh dear
- michele:
- michele: what do you win?
- michele: or
- michele: what does one win?
- missy: Nothing. Bragging rights.
- michele: even better
- missy: But out of 24 people, still not bad.
- michele: Beard.
- michele: yes, true
- michele: and you’re girl
- michele: :]
- michele: Toby (my toby)
- michele: tried to grow a beard
- michele: it didn’t work
- missy: Really?
- michele: nope
- michele: he can’t grow enough
- michele: it doesn’t fill in
- missy: Poor guy.
- michele: there are bald patches
- michele: heh
- missy: I picked Sofia for this.
- michele: WOOOOOOO!!!!
- missy: Yay Sofia! Not surprising, but still a good thing.
- missy: I love her dress.
- michele: wow
- michele: good for her
- missy: Wow. Good speech.
- missy: She thanked some awesome filmmakers.
- 11:40
- michele: I wonder what Spike is thinking now?
- michele: heh
- michele: (shallow me)
- missy: Good breeding in that Coppola family.
- michele: I bought the new Yoga Journal today
- michele: there was a lot on the place you’re going
- michele: seems to be everywhere
- michele: can’t wait to hear how it goes
- missy: cool.
- michele: Toby asked
- missy: In just a couple of week!
- missy: +s
- michele: who was Bill Murray’s character in Lost IN Translation?
- michele: do you know?
- michele: (excited for you)
- 11:45
- missy: you mean in real life?
- missy: I suspect he was fictitious, but who knows.
- michele: yeah, based on?
- michele: that’s what I suspected
- missy: PLease tell me Tom isn’t introducing COld Mountain
- michele: cool
- missy: oh. best director.
- michele: another person I’m not fond of
- missy: (I was htinking that would be a cruel joke, since Nicole stars.)
- michele: oh1
- missy: I have a problem with typing ‘t’s and ‘h’s in the correct order.
- michele: oh!, rather
- michele: hahahahh
- michele: s’ok
- michele: I got that
- michele: not proud of it, though
- missy: Jesus. Wiht the exception of Cinematography, I think LOTR has won every nomination it has.
- michele: (sorry, I still just don’t get the LOTR stuff)
- michele: (we tried twice now)
- michele: (still can’t get into it)
- michele: :/
- missy: I think you have to see it in the theater, where you have little choice in the matter (unless you walk out)
- michele: ha
- missy: PLus it’s a different environment, seeing it in the dark on a big screen with an audience.
- michele: Toby is nodding
- missy: That said,
- michele: prolly right
- michele: but does that make it best film?
- missy: I am not a fan of the films, outside of their technical wonderment.
- michele: I dunno about that, you know?
- missy: I wonder if Charlize will kiss Adrian
- missy: when she wins
- michele: hahahha
- michele: ::crossing fingers::
- missy: I know! hopes
- 11:50
- michele: She better win
- missy: You know, there’s a documentary out about the character Charlize plays. AILEEN, it’s called.
- michele: Or I’m firing them all
- missy: hah
- michele: the entire Academy. Off!
- michele: ha!!
- missy: he’s so cute
- michele: WOOOO!!!
- michele: I can sleep now
- michele: wow
- michele: gooooooooooood neeeeeeeews
- michele: :]
- missy: haha
- missy: Wait for Sean Penn. He will be next.
- michele: maybe
- michele: I will fall over
- missy: Or, Johnny Depp?
- missy: I think she should have given part of her speech in Afrikaans
- 11:55
- michele: hahaha
- missy: at least to her mom. ON Actors Studio, she said that she & her mom still speak it to each other.
- michele: I didn’t know she was from there
- michele: I’m confused
- michele: what don’t I know?
- missy: YOu don’t know mindless trivia, and that’s okay.
- missy: You need to watch more James Lipton!
- michele: what?!
- michele: GIVE ME THE GOODS!!
- missy: (INside the Actors Studio)
- michele: speaking of which
- michele: (we were supposed to stage that, remember?)
- missy: I know!
- missy: JUst for the five questions. We have to be FUNNY!
- michele: Let’s do it!
- missy: OKAY!
- michele: Next week (not this one) is Spring Break
- michele: I have MUCH free time
- michele: thank goodness
- missy: cool.
- missy: Where you going? Florida?
- missy: (kidding)
- michele: ha
- michele: Wildwood
- michele: woop!
- michele: gonna get my vd on
- missy: hah
- michele: how many more are there now?
- michele: will we be beat tomorrow? surely
- missy: best actor & picture. i think that’s it.
- missy: And we know what will win picture
- 12:00AM
- michele: yep
- missy: nicole’s dress is nice. much better than that disaster at the Globes.
- michele: I don’t remember that
- missy: but i don’t like how she’s lightened her hair so much. she looks like a ghost.
- michele: But tonight she looks lovely
- michele: heh
- michele: I’m an easy fan :]
- michele: he won’t win
- michele: I worry for everyone’s safety if Sean Penn doesnt’ win
- michele: I bet his wife is out of town tonight
- michele: hahaha
- missy: here is nicole at the globes (and mind you, it gives new meaning to “Golden Globes”):
- michele: (both Toby and I picked Bill Murray, btw)
- missy: http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040225/capt.nyet16702251810.people_kidman_nyet167.jpg
- michele: oh dear god
- missy: I KNOW!
- michele: I blame Lenny
- missy: Did she get dressed in the dark while on crack?
- michele: Lenny Crack
- michele: indeed
- michele: ah his wife is there
- missy: Sean Penn: political speech? Let’s see…
- michele: she’s like “OH THANK GOD!”
- missy: hah
- 12:05AM
- michele: he’s short
- michele: But i would still kiss his short ass
- missy: haha
- missy: Sean: you need to talk faster
- michele: yeah
- michele: I’m uncomfortable
- missy: But, this is the one award where they always seem to let the guy ramble on & on
- missy: Was Bill Murray going to leave?
- michele: i Have NO ideal
- missy: Not. Cool.
- michele: hahahha
- michele: I dea
- michele: Idea
- michele: oh crap
- michele: was he?
- michele: maybe he had to pee?
- michele: I mean
- missy: I don’t know, but he didn’t look happy.
- michele: I would have held it
- missy: Maybe! I have to pee.
- michele: yeah
- michele: hahahaha
- michele: GO PEE!
- michele: I’LL LET YOU KNOW IF YOU WIN!
- missy: Hah.
- michele: of course
- michele: “Lord of the Oscars:
- michele: (write your own headline)
- m
issy: Michele, I do believe we have just IM’d the entire Oscar telecast. PLease post this tomorrow in its entirety (minus the Oprah junk, probably)
- missy: Good one!
- michele: WOOOP!
- michele: I have to ask
- michele: no
- michele: ok
- missy: Almost 4 hours.
- michele: no oprah
- missy: Sweet jesus.
- michele: haha
- 12:10AM
- missy: Oprah? No.
- michele: Noprah
- michele: heh
- missy: hahahaha
- michele: I saved the ENTIRE thing
- michele: posting tonight
- michele: it’s tomorrow
- missy: excellent.
- michele: now go to bed :]
- missy: okay. i’m going to wind down and get to bed.
- michele: me too
- missy: good night!
- michele: have a good day!
- michele: you too!
- missy: you too!
Toby didn’t actually read this entire thing. He searched his name out. Because he’s a big freak.
so why does it go into sub bullets after 10:40 pm?
a sub text i’m missing? we played the fill in the sheet game too, i lost, got 8 awards incorrect.. no best buy gift certificate for me..
Just a mistake. :]
I think it’s fixed.
michele told me to grow the beard. i told her it wouldn’t be full. she’s got more facial hair than me because not only is she amish, she lived in North Carolina. can’t get more deformed than that!
SELLOUT!
you took out the stuff about oprah being
.
wimp.
I also bought the new Yoga Journal… and freaking granola on the weekend. I am a granola eating, yoga hippie dippie. What’s next communal living and tye-dye t-shirts??
Did anyone understand the crack about CAnadians and the ocars that Billy quipped at the beginning of the show? What the?
yes, Toby, I am a wimp. I am tired of being yelled at by people. :]
Lana, I have no idea. He’s just a goofy bastard, you stinky hippie. ;]
I can’t hear you in my organic garden….
I noticed Sting was very tantric in his performance last night.
Can anyone explain the Sophia Coppolla “heels or flats” joke to me?
There is no joke. It’s just that Sofia tend to buck convention when it comes to footwear and often wears flats.
What exactly was Sting playing? I expected a jack in the box to pop out of it by the end.
truthfully, I didn’t see it at all, but it sounds like it coulda been a hurdy gurdy.
yes?
Any news as to whether Bill Murray was gonna leave? My word.
I like how, twice, you say “she is forgiven”. Because when it comes to awards show fashion, it is hard to forgive.
I still think Marcia looked terrible, and not because she is pregnant (because pregnancy is a beautiful thing, people!) but because her stylist (along with designer Badgley Mischka) is on crack. Charlotte on Sex and the City knew how to pull off Elizabeth Taylor (the ep where she pulls herself together after the miscarriage and goes to Brady’s 1st birthday party). This, on the other hand, was just a fashion tragedy. Charlotte also knew how to pull off Badgley Mischka (see her wedding dress when she married Harry).
Clearly I am obsessed with fashion. And Charlotte.