Year: 2002

  • mosquito rape

    I am sickly attractive to running my fingertips over new mosquito bites. It’s like something new on my skin I haven’t met yet. I like to pinch it and make criss-crosses with my fingernails and watch them change color when I move them a bit. What is it? Do I really want to know? Or…

  • Poem

    This is a poem (in 10 minutes or less) of my search strings in the exact order they appear before me. Back with during the prohibition on idioms and liquor There was a photo with a dog with a horse butt Parker Posey saw the sighting and took the picture while dr. zizmore took pictures…

  • closed door meetings

    Closed-door meetings need to be edited and changed. The only door which should be closed is the front door after the people involved in the important meeting (held at a whisper) exit and go out to hold the important meeting. Especially if and when they take place behind my head and I can hear every…

  • bad bands

    Some guy here was just singing, “It’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN!” and he yells, “Hey Howley! You Remember that one?!” And I’m like, “Hell YES! It’s EUROPE!” And we laughed and then I was sort of wondering why I fill my brain with useless matter such as the lyrics to “The Final Countdown” by Europe. And…

  • Changes

    It’s a day by day thing it is. And we’ll see how this goes. It’s 11 am and I am still eating Ginger Snaps. I am drinking shitty coffee and I am creating bitmap images for work. (Yes, work) The new frat boy joined us today. He seems ok. The PC never came. Perhaps I…

  • Photos Today

    We went to the Toys ‘R Us at Times Square. It was quite a treat. We met ET and something weird looking. And there were screaming kids and parents who were probably trying to lose them. And there was a mihow and a tobyjoe taking it all in and then having a drink.

  • slow motion

    today should be a real treat. It’s Monday. It’s raining. I have no uMMMbrella and mass-transit (and all its inhabitants) is moviing in slow motion

  • ginger snaps

    Are you there god? It’s me, mihow. I ate almost an entire box of ginger snaps. Ginger snaps are perhaps the greatest cookie on earth. As of Sunday night at 11:15 p.m. (EST) Gingers snaps take the lead in the great cookie race. Amen.

  • Hack Doctor

    Thi s is truly some sick shit. I read the entire thing as well. People actually put that much faith into a “doctor” no matter who they really are? Creepy. This guy is so very messed up. At times, I was laughing. I must make it even remotely funny (sometimes), what fun is it to…

  • new bike

    Toby put together a bike for me to replace the one which was cut up. It’s purty. It’s orange.