Year: 2002
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Verizon
Can we start a revolution? PLEASE!!!! I want to start a JUST SAY NO TO VERIZON campaign. Is anybody with me? ARE YOU WITH ME? I’m only half joking. If I could just get 200 people to stand up and tell them No more. And SHOVE THAT HIDEOUS HORRIBLE LOGO UP YOUR ASS There are…
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Search String
back up in your ass with the resurrection Now that is one hell of a search string. Is this a lyric of some sort? It sounds familiar.
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Bugs and bugs
There are too many bugs in my life. A few days ago an enormous, 30 billion legged something or another was running across the floor. And I doubt I would have caught said demon until it crawled into my or Toby’s mouth at night if it weren’t for my two goofy cats following it around…
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Unbecoming
I am taking some time off. I need to keep my thoughts for a bit. After I put them here, I start to wonder if they’re even mine (or real) any longer. And I’m concerned they’re being used improperly by people who are actually a part of my life. And that’s not at all what…
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Garlic and my headache
Is it possible to get a headache from eating too much garlic? I have a HUGE headache. And it’s the only thing I can think I did differently today. Aurgh! I can’t write, it hurts too badly. Maybe I need more coffee. Holy crap, I promise to never do it again. Please go away now.
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Pee mail
Hello. Toby sent me this. Ain’t he cute. Send one to a friend. If you can’t pee on them, pee for them. Indeed. Thank you, CC Fruit Fruit.
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Ownership
Human pet-peeve number 233: CLAIMING OWNERSHIP What is this thing people do with claiming human ownership? Say you’re in a position of power, I don’t know why you’re there, but you are. And you refer to the “lesser forms” as yours. You refer to people as “My man” or “My guy”. It’s not right. You…
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