Boss:
Michele, we have a rush job for you, do you have a minute?
Me:
Sure, what is it?
Boss:
We need you to find a picture of a roadkill and above it put the type ‘DINNER’ Do you think you can find images?
Me:
I think so, sure. Um, what’s it for?
Boss:
I don’t know. One of our Lobbyists needs it.
Your job is much more fun than mine.
I want to see the finished product, please.
There is a deer out in front of our building. Must have been hit last night. Do you want me to send a camera crew out there?
i was gonna use that to ask a hot girl lobbyist to dinner. i thought she’d find a dead animal sexy and appetizing. i understand the female psyche. i am a lobbyist.