Because I’m really mature and I’ve taken my mihow time and moved it to AIM.
mih0w: ha ha! MAN ASS?
mih0w: oh dear
mih0w: that’s gross
freakgirldotcom: i knew you’d like that
freakgirldotcom: the ick thing about working in a really small office is that you always know who took the smelly poo
freakgirldotcom: ha ha
mih0w: oh dear
mih0w: toby used to work for nerve
mih0w: and because
mih0w: they had two single bathrroms
mih0w: right off the floor
mih0w: and some folks were stinkin up the place really bad
mih0w: so they made one bathrrom a number 2
mih0w: and the other a number 1
mih0w: fuck that
freakgirldotcom: OH MAN
freakgirldotcom: that is so gross
mih0w: i know
mih0w: how can anyone
mih0w: do there busines
mih0w: when they know
mih0w: everyone out there konws
mih0w: that’s what they’re doing?
freakgirldotcom: we have one women’s toilet and one men’s
freakgirldotcom: but the men’s has a urinal across from the toilet, so if for some reason a girl has to use the men’s room, you end up sitting on the toliet with a big urinal in your face
mih0w: not I. my cat can’t poo in front of me… there’s a reason for that
freakgirldotcom: you know what’s REALLY gross…
freakgirldotcom: one of my bosses takes his cellphone in the bathroom with him
freakgirldotcom: I KNOW, RIGHT?
freakgirldotcom: how SICK IS THAT
mih0w: sick for the person
mih0w: he’s talking to
mih0w: and the phone
mih0w: and the folks who use it
freakgirldotcom: gives me the willies i tell ya
mih0w: the phone that is
freakgirldotcom: one of the AmEx guys in this bldg does it too
mih0w: what the hell
mih0w: dumb butt
freakgirldotcom: dumb butt
Poo, take two
mih0w: I called my dad the other day
mih0w: on a saturday
mih0w: and he was supposed to be on the boat
freakgirldotcom: uh huh
mih0w: and so I said
mih0w: when he answered his phone
mih0w: “where are you
mih0w: thinking maybe
mih0w: I should let him go
mih0w: if he was fishing
mih0w: and he says, “YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW!
mih0w: and I said, “YOU’RE SHITTING?! AREN’T YOU!
mih0w: and he says yes
mih0w: and i said, “WHY DID YOU answer?!
mih0w: and got off the phone
freakgirldotcom: i’m crying
mih0w: right away
This is hysterical. We have a guy at work that bring a magazine in with him. Come on, now.
A guy at our work brings the whole office copy of the Wall Street Journal along. I always think that’s a bit excessive, like he isn’t sure how long it will take. Not to mention how grossed out I am when a guest comes in and looks at it.
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where the book got flagged because George brought it into the bathroom.
There was a woman at an old job who REFUSED to touch her newspaper after the boss returned from doing his bidness. She was funny that one.
DeMornay. Rebecca DeMornay.