Mihow in DC

THIS IS TOBYJOE. I AM THE HACKMASTER! I CAN HACK ANY SITE (to which I have the passwords and programming credit).

Mihow is in DC.

She is on a secret mission.

She will be back tonight.

Until then, please make yourselves at home.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and learn to use your penis, for Christ’s sake.


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15 responses to “Mihow in DC”

  1. I want Mihow back! I don’t know how to use my penis!

    Are those two things related?

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  2. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    she is on a mission to Washington, DC to teach seat sprinklers to use their weenies. Yes.

    You think you have it all figured out, don’t you?

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  3. freakgirl Avatar
    freakgirl

    of course I do. I am all-knowing.

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  4. She’s on a secret anti-Verizon mission, isn’t she?

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  5. the average smell weighs 760 nanograms

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  6. now that DC is like a monkey i like DC…

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  7. Marion Barry Avatar
    Marion Barry

    “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,”—Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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  8. minor threat Avatar
    minor threat

    ‘we are just a minor threat’

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  9. Mihow wanter. Avatar
    Mihow wanter.

    I want Mihow back. She does a great job of distracting me at work. Waaaa.

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  10. I had lunch with Mihow! It was fun. The food was good. The conversation was lively. She is nice.

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  11. minor threat Avatar
    minor threat

    why don’t you marry her then?

    jeesh.

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  12. Marion Barry Avatar
    Marion Barry

    Remember,

    “sometimes good guys don’t wear white”

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  13. I am all-but-knowing

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  14. convenient that mihow didn’t call ME while she was in DC…

    :P

    FU ON YOU MIHOW!

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  15. dude! I was there for like 3 hours!!!!

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