Toby has been ill lately. Becaues of his illness, I have been able to go back to my roots and eat like a good American, (i.e. badly).Yesterday, I stopped in the local C-town and left with one box of Kraft Mac and Cheese (the powdered cheese kind), two things of Kool-Aid, Jell-O (sans animal bones), one small thing of 2% milk, and an Entamann’s raspberry danish. Upon arriving home, I made the Kraft and added two Not-dogs. It was a truly amazing meal. I had fun. Here is proof. (I used to take Oreos apart and try and separate the few, remaining cheerios from copulating in that last bit of milk as well).
There are two pictures of today’s commute in there as well.
Do you remember a guy that’s been
In such an early song
I’ve heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don’t say it’s true
They got a message from the Action Man
“I’m happy, hope you’re happy too
I’ve loved all I’ve needed to love
Sordid details following”
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis and I
Ain’t got no money and I ain’t got no hair
But I’m hoping to kick but the planet it’s glowing
CHORUS
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom’s a junkie
Strung out in heaven’s high
Hitting an all-time low
Time and again I tell myself
I’ll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I’m stuck with a valuable friend
“I’m happy, hope you’re happy too”
One flash of light but no smoking pistol
I never done good things
I never done bad things
I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now
CHORUS
REPEAT
My mother said to get things done
You’d better not mess with Major Tom