Tag: cats

Last night we went grocery shopping. We spent $120.00 bucks on food and $4.99 on another pumpkin. (Cheapest pumpkins I have ever seen). I am a terrible pumpkin carver, like so bad it’s embarrassing. They always look deranged. They always look scary, (and not in that good Halloweeny way. Nope). They’re so deranged and pathetic…

Well, here I am. South. Holy crap! I think I’m in shock. Then again, maybe that’s just something one says when they’re not sure they freaked out enough. Who knows. Yesterday was sort of crazy, went through a lot of “training stuff” learned how to remove money from my paycheck by way of 401K, and…

There are too many bugs in my life. A few days ago an enormous, 30 billion legged something or another was running across the floor. And I doubt I would have caught said demon until it crawled into my or Toby’s mouth at night if it weren’t for my two goofy cats following it around…

Oh, and I would like to say this to the men who put a 5 week old kitten on the grill as their lazy asses sat and drank beer: I hope you both go to jail and are repeatedly raped by huge men as your face memorizes and warms the cold, metallic bars you scream…

Toby is going in for his big tests today. He prepared for it all day yesterday. He drank a fluid that “does things” to you. I won’t go into details, that’s not fair. I hate the thought of him “going under” as they call it. But I think that’s more of a selfish thing as…

It’s Saturday morning. I have me some coffee, some lemon water, an english muffin and some pajamas. Toby still doesn’t feel very well, so we rented the entire third season to Sex and the City. We have one dvd left to watch. That’s 3 hours. Upon finishing that, I think I will take a miniature…