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Moments In Life I Regret: A 10 Part Series. (Part 1)
When I was 14, I used to hang out at a public pool in Raleigh, North Carolina. Back in those days, I was usually with 4 of my girlfriends. We spent a lot of our time there within the extremity of a hot southern summer. We pretended we wanted to meet boys, but in all…
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Inquiring Asses Want to Know.
Most everyone hates sitting on urine. And if you’re a woman who pees outside of the house more than once a year you’re bound to have noticed the ever so prevalent splatter that covers toilet seats across the United States of America. It’s one of the small things about the breaking down of the Social…
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Murtha’s Proposal
Although I only heard snippets of yesterday’s Murtha speech the parts I did hear were unbelievably moving. Who could doubt a man with such a military track record? President Bush, in South Korea, continued on Friday to be questioned by reporters about the debate over Iraq. His press secretary issued an unusually blistering statement responding…
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This Is Not My Beautiful Life. Or, Is It?
It seems like lifetimes ago that Toby Joe and I were living in D.C. It seems like a lifetime ago we then picked up everything and moved to San Francisco. And it seems like not so long ago we were packing everything back up and moving back to New York City. And it seems that…
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Car Fortune Cookies
Yesterday, I went to my first office happy hour. I’m pretty sure the Devil came up with this concept of the “Happy Hour”. I feel a bit fishy today. But that’s not why I’m writing. I’m writing to say that last night after we got home, I decided to leave notes on several of the…
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Because I’m a Creep. I’m a Widow. What the Hell Am I Doing Here?
I Don’t Belong Here. About a year ago, I was a member of an online message board. Normally, I don’t do the whole Internet discussion thing. But this time I knew most of the folks involved personally so I figured it’d be O.K. Usually, I try and stick to only posting here. I will do…
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Text Message Hall of Fame
I received a text message from a girlfriend on Saturday night. It read: What time is babes open til? 12:14 AM 13-NOV-05 For those of you unsure of what “Babes” means click here. (Landing page is safe for work. But other pages might note be.) Edited to add: If you can’t get in, it’s just…
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Beacon
Toby Joe and I took Friday off and headed up to Beacon, New York to check out the town. (We’ve been toying with moving upstate so we can make hundreds of babies and adopt thousands of cats and drink honey and eat tea and grow stuff.) Beacon is about an hour north on Metro North.…
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Soup Man
Today, i have decided to get soup from The Soup Nazi. He recently opened a store on the corner right below my office. (Yes, the guy who inspired that Seinfeld episode.) If I do not report back within the next day or two, send help to 42nd and Fifth Avenue.
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