Mihow

Author: Mihow

  • This American Loves It

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    Lately, I fear I have been slacking in the Internet department. And that can be blamed entirely on one reason: This American Life. It’s all I pay mind to all day (besides work, of course). And I can’t seem to get enough of it. As a matter of fact, when the bell rings at the…

  • There is a Guy in Germany With a Bridge For Sale

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    No, really, who accidentally leaves their wife at a gas station? This is some Raising Arizona bullshit if I ever heard some.

  • Cow Gas

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    A researcher in California has put a bunch of cows in a bubble to study how much gas they actually release during any given day. Apparently, cow farts could be a major culprit to California smog. If I were a cow, I’d want this job. I’d much rather spend every day in a bubble farting…

  • Cool Props: An Ongoing Series

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    I found more Cool Props this weekend. I think the weirdest was the plug or “wall wart”. (Click the image to visit the flickr set.) I just want to state as I haven’t ever done so before and I think it every time I walk around and discover new “Cool Props” that this project makes…

  • Department of Not So Bad

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    I just got back from the DMV where I got my New York license plates and registration completed for my 1975 Volvo. At first, the mission seemed impossible. I got there at around 8 AM and the line was already around the corner and half way down 34th Street. Like this: Only I didn’t realize…

  • Cool Props: An Ongoing Series

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    Toby called earlier to tell me that The Morning News picked up my Cool Props series. I will have more to show this weekend. I’m still looking for the Bible and Harry Potter. Apparently, I get a free dinner if I find a Harry Potter Cool Prop.

  • Did He Just Say Fuckstick?

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    It isn’t every day you hear Gwyneth Paltrow utter the phrase, “Can you say ‘Fuckstick’ a little louder?” But that happened today. I got up at 5 AM in order to make it to the set by 6:30 AM. I wore a brown shirt and a skirt and some brown shoes to match. I wore…

  • Clinton Interview

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    I am listening to an interview on NPR with Clinton. It’s really quite good. And I have to say, I really miss the guy. He’s bright. He speaks well. I miss him. Click here to hear it.

  • Frequent Flyers

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    We came up with a heavy screening process after 9/11 to thwart the possibility of another terrorist attack. Now, the Bush Administration is talking about giving “Frequent Flyer” passes to travelers who are constantly flying. I guess bitching pays off. So my question is this; won’t it be possible for a terrorist to get a…

  • Bachelor Parties

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    Does the groom-to-be have sex (oral or whatever) while at their bachelor party? I think I have asked this question before. I can’t remember. I’m curious nonetheless. Is that the idea? I think brides-to-be just get shitfaced and puke. They might end up naked and covered in grass stains, but other than that, I don’t…