Mihow

Author: Mihow

  • It’s Pink!

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    (There are a few more images. See them by clicking the one above.)

  • Santaland Diaries By David Sedaris

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    Everyone must listen to this if they have some time. It’s a story by David Sedaris It’s darn funny.

  • Merry Holiday and Happy Christmas.

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    I think I might be the only person in the United States working today. (I mean, besides the MTA employees.) The subways are empty. The streets are as well. And I just saw a tumbleweed move by my desk. But it was wearing tinsel. I have to say, now that the strike is over, I…

  • Strike Out

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    Well, the strike is over. Apparently they’re trying to have the subway up and running as early as tonight, buses too. 100 bucks says some of them are drunk. I’m going to wait until morning.

  • December Search Strings

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    I’m probably the only person who finds this sort of thing interesting, but I’m going to share them anyway. Below is a readout of my top (50?) search strings from the month of December. mihow, funny shit, syriana explanation, mihow.com, nyc mta salaries, nyc mta salary, average salary mta employee, mta average salary, falatio, average…

  • Lordnapping

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    Here’s a little holiday cheer for everyone overcome with the overwhelming desire to steal the baby Jesus from a neighborhood nativity set. Help is now here.

  • Glory Hole

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    My life has been thrown off because of the MTA strike. I haven’t had very much time to write. I get into work and have to hit the ground running. I left at five yesterday to try and see a little daylight on the way home. The ride home was much more frustrating than the…

  • MTA + TWU = NYC SOL

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    Well, they did it. At one subway booth, a handwritten sign read, ‘Strike in Effect. Station Closed. Happy Holidays!!!’ This is going to be one messed up Christmas here in New York City. And I have no idea what I’m supposed to do about getting to work. I could walk over the 59th Street Bridge…

  • Fart Juice

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    I learned something today. I learned that the word “Jamba” might mean “Fart” in Swahili. I just had an Original Fart Juice. (Thanks Nico!) And then I learned that Chevy Nova means “Doesn’t Run” in Italian. (Thanks Brad!) I love these things. I do. Learn me something, Almighty Internet.

  • Public Transportation: Can We Own It?

    —

    by

    Mihow
    in

    Well, the MTA didn’t go on strike. Yet. That’s a very good thing for the city. Last night, as we watched the news people salivate over any possible new breaks, I couldn’t help but wonder. What if the MTA was owned by the public? What if the money I spent to use it meant I…