A couple of weeks ago, I saw a woman pushing a dog in a stroller and thought this:
What’s going on with dogs in strollers? Who justifies spending the extra cash right now on a stroller designed specifically for a dog? I’m all for pet pampering, but dogs have legs. Four of them. And we’re in the middle of a recession, right? Plus, how ya gonna sniff some butt from a stroller?
But more importantly, have we humans learned nothing from our nation’s expanding waistband that we’re now subjecting our pets to that very same fate?
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WALK, DOG.
I don’t know. I mean, I guess if you want to push your dog in a stroller, that’s fine. To each their own. But I do think it’s a little silly.
So, imagine my surprise when I discovered this waiting for me at the front door the following morning:
I’m left wondering: is there a Craigslist for pets? Did he get a memo or something?
I think we can all agree that the last thing Murray needs help with is his laziness.