Every now and again I find it amusing to go back and look through what I searched for in Google. I find it especially amusing because of the searches that lead people to this site. For example, in the last 10 minutes, people found mihow.com by searching for the following terms: “man with vagina”, “is empathy better than sympathy”, “pooped my pants”, “boobs suck”, and “ass”.
Here are just a few of the things I searched for recently.
1). When will my baby hold his head up?
2). my baby makes weird noises
3). my baby has swollen breasts
4). Nipples are purple pumping
5). oh Don Piano
6). Depression after Pregnancy
7). Why does my baby fart so much?
8). Raynaud’s Syndrome
9). asparagus make breastmilk taste funny?
10). dave Letterman’s wife
11). Dick in a box lyrics
12). gentian violet safe for babies
13). How long can expressed milk be left out?
14). Baby Soft Spot accidentally pressed
15). Can you sit down while wearing the Baby Bjorn
P.S. I wrote out this entire post while pumping breastmilk. Tobyjoe made me a hands free pump holder using an old sports bra. Picture the 1990s version of Madonna only remove the hotness, replace the booby contraption with plastic Medela breast horns, and picture a lot more cow.