Year: 2006
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Holy Sweet Jesus
This just blew my mind a little bit. This isn’t about politics. I feel really badly for Cheney right now. I can’t imagine what he’s going through. If this doesn’t say guns are dangerous, well, I don’t know what does. The Vice President accidentally shot a friend in the face with a shot gun. It…
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Logo De-Assization
Alright, you monkeys, I think I fixed the Spread logo. BEFORE: AFTER: Thoughts? clickety-click.
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SPREAD
Tobyjoe and I launched a new site tonight. It’s called Spread. The goal is to mail out five free books a month. We’re hoping that people read them and then pass them on to others. We capped our quantity at five, but that may change depending on our funds, the demand—you know, stuff like that.…
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Barbie and Keninem
Ken and Barbie are getting back together after 18 months apart. They broke up after 43 blissful years together citing irreconcilable differences. Good news all around. Sit down bitch If you move again I’ll beat the shit out of you. Ken spent some time in the Middle East. He tried Buddhism for a while and…
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Sick Day
I’ve been battling something in my head. The right side of my face, neck, and cranium hurts. I’m not sure what’s going on. And nearly every time I work out, it throbs with pain. On Saturday, Tobyjoe had to take care of me at the gym. The pain was bad enough to make me nauseous.…
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I Have Another Question. (Plus, More Carlooneytoons.)
If an Islamic newspaper published a comic featuring something as equally as offensive to a fundamentalist Christian, (unfortunately, I am not enough of a religious scholar come up with such a comic) said fundamentalist Christian might retaliate using violence against the first “Muslim” person they see? (That word is in quotes because, well, American’s have…
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Iran Newspaper Solicits Holocaust Cartoons
In retaliation to the whole Danish cartoon fiasco, an Iranian newspaper has announced plans for a cartoon contest. The contest is asking for the best cartoon about the Holocaust. Well, at least they’re not offering a reward for anyone’s head, right? I got a feeling this isn’t going to end well.
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I Got a New Face! I Can Smoke Again!
All jokes aside, the French woman who received a new face has come out of hiding and has begun to face the media. It’s a good thing, too. Because now we can read about how she ended up with a new face and that once the thing took, she was able to start smoking again.…
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Sex Offenders
Do you think someone previously convicted of a sex crime can be helped or cured? Or do you believe that they are a lost cause, and should be watched but shunned from society. An alcoholic can get help. He or she will always be considered an alcoholic, but they can choose to avoid it for…
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