I woke up full of questions and instead of asking Google or calling a bunch of customer service representatives to get some answers, I figured I’d try using this site first. So, if you hold the answer and/or any valuable information to any of the following items (which have nothing to do with one another) please feel free to email me and/or leave a comment. (Email: douchebag at mihow.com)
1). Is there anyway to get Quark Xpress to run on two machines if you’re using them both for work? Sure, I flipped through the FAQs on their site but I’m getting conflicting reports about the whole Activation Code thing.
2). If I lose my mind temporarily and decide to purchase the bloody program (instead of InDesign), should I buy Quark 6 (which I have at the office) or Quark 7 (which is the latest but I’v heard not so great things about)?
3). If a woman is ovulating, how long does baby-making time go for?
4). What is the best driving route out of New York City on a Friday night if heading West (into Pennsyltuckey)? Keep in mind, I loathe traffic.
5). When things are smelly, why do people say “P.U.”? (Or is it PeeEw?)
6). What’s the difference between unsalted butter and regular butter?
7). Do you like my new shoes?
Thank you in advance. (I’d like to mail out a present to everyone for any help received but I haven’t been able to send the one I owe Hemlock yet. One at a time, people. One at a time.)