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Cry Over Expired Milk.

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Tobyjoe and I use an RSS feed for my comments. I get a lot of retro comments. Usually they’re pure gibberish. Sometimes they are informative and I write the person back. Sometimes they are really hateful. (Recently I had someone threaten to kill me.) A lot of the time I delete them immediately.

There’s one comment thread that simply will not die and we can’t figure out why. Is it linked from somewhere? Do that many people search the phrase “Expired Milk”? Whatever the reason, the persistency and intensity of each comment has acted as fodder to quite a bit of laughter lately. The post was written 363 days ago.

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14 responses to “Cry Over Expired Milk.”

  1. calvo Avatar
    calvo

    that’s funny. I love the concept of the expiration date as an exact science…one minute past the date and you’re flirting with imminent death!

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  2. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    That’s what these ladies would have you believe. I just don’t get it. There are so many things I have written about over the years, so many weird things, and they get all worked up over this? Weird.

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  3. jenblossom Avatar
    jenblossom

    Someone left a comment recently on a food blog I contribute to claiming that my recipe caused her son to get food poisoning. Note that nowhere in the recipe to I advise using rotten ingredients:

    http://www.estarcion.com/gastronome/archives/002662.html

    Seriously, though, people are just plain strange sometimes, and about the oddest things. I’m sure these spoiled milk freaks think nothing of the chemicals and other crap they ingest in their typical American processed food diets.

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  4. calvo Avatar
    calvo

    eww…jenblossom, why would you even post a food-poisoned recipe on the internets? that’s kinda heartless, and irresponsible of you!

    …and it’s especially tragic, seeing as how her son is now “dieing.”

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  5. calvo Avatar
    calvo

    spoiled milk and ashton kutcher—the two things that get the internet’s panties in a bunch.

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  6. Charlie Avatar
    Charlie

    careful … it really irritates your jock itch if your panties get bunched

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  7. Charlie Avatar
    Charlie

    Remember the Little Rascals episode where someone replaced the milk with plaster of paris?
    “Don’t drink the milk!”
    “Why?”
    “It’s spoiled!”

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  8. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    My God, do I ever love you people.

    Spoiled Milk is the new Ashton on mihow.com. how did I not think of that?

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  9. calvo Avatar
    calvo

    heh…yeah, I don’t remember much else about that episode, but I do remember that part!

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  10. jenblossom Avatar
    jenblossom

    “Spoiled Milk is the new Ashton”

    I demand t-shirts!

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  11. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    Tell ya what, I’ll hand write that on the back of the Bush t-shirts and folks can wear them backwards.

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  12. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    Damn, I stopped the conversation didn’t I? :]

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  13. Charlie Avatar
    Charlie

    maybe there weas an expiration date on those shirts?

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  14. LazyLightning Avatar
    LazyLightning

    ‘give it to ur fat cats’

    LOL

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