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Who knew he didn't stop at cheeseburgers and girly drinks?

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Today I discovered that Jimmy Buffet has a song called Dickhead

When he’s out drivin’ he’s a Dickhead in his car.

When he’s out drinkin’ he’s a Dickhead in the bar.

When he’s at a party he’s a Dickhead drinkin’ beer.

He’s got to be the winner of “Dickhead Of The Year”.

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7 responses to “Who knew he didn't stop at cheeseburgers and girly drinks?”

  1. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    And to think, SOME PEOPLE (like me) are painfully, horribly annoyed by that guy!

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  2. aimee Avatar
    aimee

    my boss is always listening to him in his office. he’s a big asshat. so I guess it suits him.

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  3. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    Will someone PLEASE send me this song as an MP3? Now, I simply must hear it. Anyone? Email me at buffet at mihow dot com.

    Aimee, I am so, so very sorry.

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  4. nico Avatar
    nico

    no, no, no Buffet! Toby, you must intervene.

    Just moments after reading this one of my coworker’s phone starting ringing Margaritaville.

    it all must stop.

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  5. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    Your coworker uses Margaritaville as their ringtone? That should be illegal. Seriously.

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  6. hthrs Avatar
    hthrs

    ive already disowned my ‘parrothead’ sister over this.
    whats become of the world?

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  7. whit Avatar
    whit

    don’t forget “why don’t we get drunk and screw?”- they don’t write them like that anymore

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