One Of The Grossest Things:

Spit on the sidewalk.

Even grosser:

Frozen spit on the sidewalk.

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  1. yuck. winter sucks…

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  2. I hate that I know that about 99% of the saliva sliming the streets of New York City is put there by men. And I hate that I want to kick each and every one of them in the asshole.

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  3. Are you continuing yesterday’s spit and assholes theme?

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  4. I don’t hate that you want to kick each and every one of them in the asshole.

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  5. Dear god, that hadn’t even occurred to me.

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  6. The year I lived in Chinatown made my head spin with disgust at every second. There were nasty mucus balls flying by like bullets on D-Day. I don’t know what the hell they eat, or where they learned their manners, but it had me plotting neighborhoodocidal actions that make my spine shiver to this day.

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  7. Why do guys have to spit on the ground? Especially RIGHT where you are walking. It is so disgusting. I asked my one guy friend about it, and he said it was necessary. ?

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  8. It’s because they’re big dicks and that’s their spooge.

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  9. Wow. The censor leaves town for one week and this…

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  10. Wow. The censor leaves town for one week and this…

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  11. Well, tobyjoe, you have manners.

    mihow – I am SO telling that to my friend the next time I see him.

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  12. Yesterday a guy hawked a loogie just as we were walking past each other. It’s like, you couldn’t wait 2 seconds, you disgusting excuse of a human being?

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  13. I need to go to confession. What a horrible thing to write.

    Toby, see? I need you. Come home, kitten.

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  14. I think that frozen spit is less gross than thawed spit. If you step on the frozen stuff, it doesn’t make the bottom of your shoe wet.

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  15. It’s a little better than a frozen snot rocket.

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  16. Remember… There is money in the Banana-stand!

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