Year: 2005

I rarely follow what goes on in Hollywood. I don’t read “star” magazines and I don’t watch E! or anything like it. If not for friends, I’d know next to nothing. All that said, this is kind of heartbreaking. And you better believe I’ll be buying that issue of Vanity Fair. I think I just…

I sent out my first batch of Bush tees today. They are available via Pay Pal. If you want one, just use my email (mihow at this domain dot com). I will send them to you right away. They make excellent presents for Republican family members!

This morning, while in Starbucks waiting for my Iced Grande Triple Skim Latte I noticed a most horrible sound coming out of the speaker system. It was so excrutiating, I was having trouble thinking, ordering, paying or smiling. Of course, it didn’t help that there were droplets of sweat falling from the nape of my…

Yesterday, after work, I met with the Volvo owner in order to inspect the car. I have little knowledge when it comes to cars. If it looks good, I’ll buy it! Only that’s not really the truth because I have wanted a Volvo since the last one I owned was totaled and I have yet…

Dan wrote me today. Dan from England. Dan, the boy who was beaten pretty badly a while ago. I love it when Dan writes, and tonight, when I get home, I will write him a really long response. But in the meantime, I want to share with the Internet something he wrote. You see, Dan…

I can’t resist. I must clutter the Internet with yet another TV-related blog post. Man, am I ever bummed about Nate. :[ I really didn’t see it coming. What’s next? David’s not gay? Clare becomes a Republican? Brenda marries her brother? No more surprises like that, HBO.

Tonight, I am finally going to take a look at a blue, 1975 Volvo for sale in our neighborhood. I have had my eye on this car for months now and much to my surprise the owner put it up for sale last week. It looks like this: only it’s blue. I always get nervous…

On Sunday morning, after a week of putting it off because of having to answer too many questions, I began my first auction over at Ebay. I have been an Ebay member since 2002. (I know, not long.) And in that time I have purchased two things; a leg lamp and a bath caddy. And…

This morning, while stomping around the house stark naked and in search of a bra, I walked over to the dining room table where I had a stack of folded laundry from the night before. I bent down to pick up a black t-shirt from the top of the stack when I noticed that something…

Sometimes, I am suddenly rendered speechless when, as I’m sitting behind my computer contemplating what I might like to eat for dinner, it occurs to me once again that there are men and women living on a space station. Space, man. Space. I do this with the ocean, too. For example, right now, there are…