Dan wrote me today. Dan from England. Dan, the boy who was beaten pretty badly a while ago. I love it when Dan writes, and tonight, when I get home, I will write him a really long response. But in the meantime, I want to share with the Internet something he wrote. You see, Dan just got his cast off and he mentioned something I hadn’t thought of before.

It’s a little crude to admit it, but being able to wipe your ass with your right hand is such a bonus!

I’m so happy for him.