When Clothing Jumps

Last night, we lost a valuable member of our household, a super high thread count fitted sheet. You see, I hung it and a its partner, the top sheet, out back to dry and when I went to take them both in the fitted sheet was nowhere to be found. There should be a word for this feeling, the feeling one has when they walk over to their clothesline and an article of clothing is missing. And then there should be a word for what one feels when they look down and see it lying there, dead, attracting bugs, dirt and neighborhood cat poop.


  1. I had similar feelings this morning when I dropped my expensive espresso beans all over the floor and swept them up, along with a pound of dog hair.


  2. oh, that sounds tasty!


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