Yesterday, on my way to meet Toby Joe, I saw this car near CBGBs. It gave me a chuckle. So I took a picture. Hopefully, it will give you a chuckle, too.
I spent the next 10 minutes trying to decide what type of person drove the Lexus. I concluded that they’d probably be someone with an incredibly dry sense of humor and therefore someone I’d like to know.
That’s great.
I saw one the other day that just said, “No Fat,” and I thought “What crazy ass bitch would get that on her license plate?” She looked sorority-ish. And was driving an SUV.
Judgement ensued.
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I also decided that they are indeed male. It’s either that or a gal like Sarah Vowel. Either way I like ‘em already.
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I was stuck behind a car upstate that had “SUE PURR” as the vanity plate. I love it. All we could make out was the back of this woman bleached and teased head. By the end of our drive, I wanted to hang out with her.
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Virginia, are you by any chance in Virginia? I have heard they have the highest number of vanity plates in the US. How rude is it for me to assume you’re in Virginia JUST because your name is Virginia? I’m an ass. I am not Sue Purr, that’s for sure.
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The reason why there are so many vanity plates in Virginia is because the DMV doesn’t charge a fee to have vanity plates there. That is pretty much the only reason why we got ours.
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wait a second, you have a vanity plate? Do tell.
Thanks for clearing that up, btw. I have ALWAYS wondered.
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Yeah, we had a vanity plate. We couldn’t keep ours when we moved here….we were too cheap to pay for one out here….!
I really regretted the one that we did get b/c of the endless questions that I got from it.
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