The Beach, Bush, and Some Babes

On Saturday, Gerry took us to the beach. We went to Long Beach. It has been confirmed that it was not the Long Beach de la Snoop. We went to Long Beach on Long Island. We got bagels, too. And we swam and ate food. I got a sunburn. Only, not everywhere like I usually do. Because apparently I am a grade-A moron when it comes to applying sunblock. And rest assured, if you were dumb enough to have me to apply sunblock to your body, you, too, ended up with splotches. (Sorry, Toby! Sorry, Gerry!) Below is an image of my splotchy sunburn as well as our new Bush T-Shirts.

I think my armpits are cursed. I seemed to have gotten the annoying smell taken care of and now this happens. I assure you, it’s not from my own sweat, though I wouldn’t put it past me to create sweat smelly and nasty enough to turn one’s skin red. But I digress.

We went to the beach. We had an amazing time. Toby swam a lot.

And we all laid about in the sun an stared at the waves. And then Gerry pulled out the Sangria and they all had some.

And then Heather fell off a chair only one sip into the sangria which I did not partake in but I hear it was delightful.

As you can see below, at some point Jen took her pants off and Toby covered her butt with a mug as soon as I took out the camera.

For the perverts who actually zoomed in by clicking on the image you would have seen the sliver of her black bathing suit bottom above Toby’s mug. There were no booty sightings for us.

And, as I mentioned earlier, we got our tees. And they look really great. The print job was superb. I would recommend this company as well as use them again. If you’re interested in printing anything at all, please send me an email. (mihow at esta domain name dot com.)

Below, are some more image of the shirt and TJ and my armpits.

This is shot of me right after Toby started making fun of my new suntan.

Here is one Toby Joe. I forced him into posing for me because the large sizes are too big for me and it looked I was wearing a nightgown and we forgot to grab the mediums from work. Doesn’t he look pleased?

We got the shirts. The quality is great. I think the image is small enough to not beat someone with, yet large enough to read. (The scale scenario had me worried, but it ended up just fine.) I have my paypal account being confirmed. That should take one more day. I’m not sure how to do this, really. So I’ll start by saying, that if you are indeed interested in buying a t-shirt from me, send me an email. They are 17 dollars and that includes any shipping costs which I am told will be around 3 dollars. So they’re really like 15. In person, they are 15 bucks.

Drop me a line if you want one. I’ll figure it out from there. (mihow at mihow dot com).

18 Comments

  1. See, now, look how skinny you’re looking these days. If the camera adds ten pounds, you are lookin’ fine, woman!

    Reply

  2. Ain’t you the sweetest friend a girl could have. I honestly can’t tell. But according to my scale, I’ve lost weight. Thanks again. You made my morning even better.

    Reply

  3. Ouch! on the sunburn, and ditto Missy’s comment…you look goooood, girl.

    I have decided that I should come get a shirt personally. I’m in the last week of my job from hell, and have all of August off to hang with my daughter. I will let you know when we’re thinking of coming up to NY and see if you’ll be around to meet!

    Reply

  4. Sounds good to me, Sarah. I’m sure you can wait until 4 years from now, when we have a new president, even, and I’ll still have some of these t-shirts left.

    Reply

  5. Too bad there’s no photo of the crab attached to Toby’s toe.

    Reply

  6. You are very thin my darling. I LOVE the hair color, is that new? Me likey.

    Toby Joe looks really happy in that picture. He is very cute, and he probably knew that strange girls would be going, “Toby Joe is really cute.”, so he’s feeling all weird and uncomfortable. “Hurry up and take the picture, wife. I am resigned to my fate.”.

    Reply

  7. Are you kidding me? Toby Joe LOVES it when the ladies call him cute. Just ask our Dumont waitress.

    Reply

  8. I’m totally sucking my head back like a turtle and getting a gross double-chin in that pic. Normally I’m all chiseled like Rock Hudson.

    Reply

  9. Yes, Rock Hudson with a tattoo of the virgin.

    Reply

  10. ah, my self help book didnt cover liquor-on-the-beach etiquette.

    Reply

  11. ah, or how to post comments on your site.
    sorry ma.

    Reply

  12. Heather, you seemed to have done just fine, actually. It works.
    *Kills waitress from Dumont.

    Reply

  13. Yes, I know. That’s why I took advantage of him the first night I met him.

    Reply

  14. Ha ha ha.

    I remember that night.

    Reply

  15. I just found pictures. here. and here and here and here and lastly, here. Those were the days. :]

    Reply

  16. thanks. sorry, but it was ME ms dumont was mooning over.

    Reply

Leave a Reply