Today, at the gym I was changing after a shower. I had a top locker. A woman came in and needed to get to the locker right below mine. I moved my stuff and my body over and let her in. She was bending down and when she was getting back up, her head hit my locker. Hard. I felt REALLY bad. She was visibly annoyed. I imagine it really hurt.
Here’s my question:
- A). Was it my fault. Should I have thought to shut the locker? Am I a dildo?
- B). Was it her fault? Should she have known?
- C). Was no one at fault? Was it just a horrible mistake?
- D). Will something later today bite me where my balls would be in a karmatic retribution?
I feel like such a dildo. (It’s O.K. to agree with my being a dildo. I must learn.)