Hey Nikki, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. HEY Nikki! HEY Nikki! (Bet you never had that sung to you before.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIKKI FROM OHIO.
There is this guy, he’s a friend of yours. His name is Navin (or something like that). Anyway, he wants to send you birthday wishes via mihow.com. (It ain’t no Chi-Chi’s “Happy Happy Birthday” dance, but he’s a cheap bastard^ Whataya gonna do?)
Happy birthday, Ohio Lurker.
First, Ohio loses the election for the Dems. Next, they ignore a birthday request THEY THEMSELVES asked for. What’s next? You fine folks from Ohio gonna ban cupcakes, too?
I’m banning Ohio from the USA.
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It’s your birthday, it’s your birthday – happy birthday to you. Sorry that I am late, but I am sure that Navin has told you about my communication phobia. Have a great year. Hope to see you soon.
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Love the pink hair. Hope you keep it all year round. Isn’t it time to party in NY without John?
ummm, Happy Birthday. See you soon?
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Happy B-day Nikki! Oh it seems just like yesterday that we were celebrating your birthday on a night of a blizzard (a couple of years ago)!! Oh the memories ;o)
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Navin!! You are a dead man! And yet… I love ya at the very same time. HOLY CRAP! If I’d had input, there would be a better picture, of course. Wow! This is shock and awe, baby. Fuck the war… this is the real shock and awe. Wow… what a way to turn 28. I have to go meditate now before I wet myself.
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Sarah, those aren’t beads…. They’re pearls… I told her ‘sorry’…. :0)
Didn’t I give you one of those too?
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First of all, Michele thank you, you’re the best! Second, Nikki – you aren’t worthy to be on mihow :), that spot should be saved for your mom. However, if you do come through and knock down your cube walls, I might reconsider. Lastly, everyone better start using the sarcasmark or else. Isn’t George W. great^
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uh… I meant to say “Didn’t you get some beads that night too” (at the Granny Shot show)…. Apparently some of you a real pervs….. Thank you and I hope all of you die in a fiery bus crash.
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