Hey Nikki, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. HEY Nikki! HEY Nikki! (Bet you never had that sung to you before.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIKKI FROM OHIO.
There is this guy, he’s a friend of yours. His name is Navin (or something like that). Anyway, he wants to send you birthday wishes via mihow.com. (It ain’t no Chi-Chi’s “Happy Happy Birthday” dance, but he’s a cheap bastard^ Whataya gonna do?)
Happy birthday, Ohio Lurker.