Back-Asswards

How is it a gal who has several tattoos, has had her nose, ear and bellybutton pierced (at least once), nearly faints every time someone draws her blood?

I have serious fear issues. My palms were dripping and I nearly fell from the stirrups^

Issues.


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17 responses to “Back-Asswards”

  1. am i the only one grossed out by hearing about you, piercings, and stirrups in the same sentence(s)?

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  2. Yeah, I’m a little grossed out by me, too. What word should I have removed?

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  3. I could have handled ‘table’ or ‘examination table’

    stirrups is too…. well, you know

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  4. Well, i have to admit, I wasn’t REALLY in the stirrups at the time. It was the lack of my ^ wasn’t it? I am sorry, Jon. Go see your priest.

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  5. Get a room, you two.

    Oh, Jon – NICE TAPES!

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  6. GotJesus? Avatar
    GotJesus?

    If your palms were in the stirrups, I’d consider seeing a different doctor.

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  7. That’s what you think.

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  8. Did someone call?

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  9. GotJesus? Avatar
    GotJesus?

    Did your doc give you something for that jock itch?

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  10. I DO NOT HAVE JOCK ITCH!!

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  11. GotJesus? Avatar
    GotJesus?

    Oh, it got better? That’s GREAT!! I might have been embarrassed if you were to end up scratching through dinner.

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  12. Do you have ANY IDEA what happens to people on here for not properly using SARCASMARK? DO YOU?

    HaveSatan, you seem to forget that I will be seeing you in NYC this weekend and that you might need directions at some point.

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  13. GotJesus? Avatar
    GotJesus?

    Ok, I’m sorry^

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  14. i dont want a room with michele

    god no, please

    as far as i’m concerned, toby and michele are a nice friendly couple. they hold hands and look adoringly at one another—but they have never touched anything of each other, aside from their hands.

    one day, they will reproduce asexually. they will decide to have babies, and then the stork will come.

    that is how it was written, that is how it shall be.

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  15. What are you your parents or something? Yeesh. You big weirdo.

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  16. hippie

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  17. I’ve had all those same piercings (plus tongue) as well as several tattoos, and I can’t handle puke. I understand where you’re coming from.

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