Year: 2004

  • Ummmm Ouch?

    Yesterday at around 11:30 a.m. all of EVB (and myself) got on a boat and headed to Sausalito for lunch. There, booze was poured, shots were dropped, food was consumed, conversations were had (and stolen), poker was played, and people got drunk. And, of course, pictures were taken. Apparently, I took a lot of close…

  • Jose Rules

    I’m sorry but who’s husband is this? That’s right. Mine. Jose Luis has some excellent photography. I highly recommend scootching a bit closer and having a look.

  • I Put the Clark in His Superman

    Whoever decided that Hell is a place you go AFTER you’re evil and you die was a little off. I am here to testify on behalf of those living life with a little Hell. Hell doesn’t have to be all-consuming. It can be a smalll. Hell can wiggle itself into mere minutes making up entire…

  • I'M FROM NEW JERSEY, TOO!

    We finally saw Garden State this weekend. I loved it. But then again, I sort of enjoy feeling down. I enjoy feeling down even more so while surrounded by other people who also might be down. I think that’s why I enjoy New York, too. (Images can be clicked to enlarge.) I also enjoy taking…

  • Know

    Today, I had a conversation with a man at the bagel shop on 24th street in Noe Valley. I was in line waiting for the lady to complete my bagel. I ordered an everything bagel, not toasted, with Swiss cheese, lettuce, and mustard. This has nothing to do with the story, but I figured I’d…

  • A note to any morning readers…

    I would like to apologize for turning off two posts from earlier. I felt badly whining all the time. You must forgive me, those of you who saw them. I also tend to lose my composure a bit more during the certain times of the month. Today was one of those days. I am sorry.…

  • Other Videos On My Server

    I’m cleaning house. I found these. 1). Toby Feeds A Bird. 2). Pookum Gets Her Cute On 3). Union Square Dancing. 4). Union Square Drummers. 5). Beth Orton Tells a Joke. And BY FAR my PERSONAL Favorite: 6). Doug Eats Ice Cream.

  • STOP THE PRESS!

    I made a video for Toby yesterday just to drive him more mad with the Muppet theme song. I’m going to put this here instead because I’m tired of bitching and worrying. (Warning: Sound. The sound of my voice.)

  • Muppeticure

    This morning after incessantly singing the theme song to the Muppet Show, I took it with me to yoga class where a 5 foot super cute yoga instructor named Katie beat my own ass with my own ass. There is nothing more excruciating than being beat with one’s own ass by a smaller more attractive…

  • I Link Today.

    Another Ben find. (I should just hand over my blog to him it seems). Use Condoms. Indeed.