East Coast Betty for Hire

It’s job search time. I began this morning. I have noticed something about the wording for west coast job descriptions in comparison to the east coast, on the west coast people use terminology like this.

While I am not a copywriter, I’m pretty killer. So I applied letting them know as much. I’m so killer, apparently I’m able to commute to LA every day from San Francisco. Now I must work on the provocative part.

This weekend, I took about 159 pictures. Some of which are NC17. When I get around to downloading them, I’ll post them for all to see. But in the meantime, I have classes to teach and radical jobs to apply to.

Oh, and I’m still totally freaking out.

We fly out there this Friday for the weekend. We’re going to find a place to live while staying in the Best Western downtown. We’re very poor right now, so we cutting corners as much as possible. For example, we take the redeye, getting us back east by 5:50 a.m. It was like 300 dollars cheaper to do that. I’ll be a pleasure next Monday while teaching.

I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow where I will sing for some drugs. I am just not willing or ready to fly. And the last trip we made, I spent the entire way back sobbing AND on valium. I hope she takes pity on me and doesn’t see me as some total flake in search of a few pills. Though, that’s starting to sound about right.

So many things to decide on. So little time.


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37 responses to “East Coast Betty for Hire”

  1. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    We aren’t staying in the Best Western. We’re staying in a real hotel in Union Square.

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  2. Where the heck is everybody today?

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  3. dubstylenine Avatar
    dubstylenine

    i’m right here, missy

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  4. DonaldEugene Avatar
    DonaldEugene

    NC17?? did I go home too early Saturday night?

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  5. dubstylenine Avatar
    dubstylenine

    NC17? yeah… i’m wondering about that. you’re not going to show those pictures of me dancing around wearing nothing but a stratigicly placed lamp shade are you? oh wait… it’s not you that has those… nevermind.

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  6. Well WEll NC-17!! now you talking !! Hope to see! Nothing can be worse what donald suggested doing to me on friday!! Keep youre “hotplates” to yourself there you sick B*&%$##$@!!!!

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  7. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    michele is teaching. i was busy quitting my job.

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  8. hotplates??

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  9. Lana. You dont wanna know you will never look Saran wrap in the same way ever again!!

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  10. Toby I Envy YOU!!! Im Coming with you!!!

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  11. Im only with you if you FILP OUT MAN!!

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  12. What the christ. Toby is that you?

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  13. Does Elvis talk to you?

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  14. On my first flight home after 9/11, I got there 3 hours early and proceeded to drink 62 oz. of beer and promptly passed out for the (only) 1 hour flight. My parents were greeted to their still drunk daughter at the airport. If things don’t work out with the doctor, you could always go that route…

    Things will be ok. I promise.

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  15. You think they’ll rent houses to drunk bitches?

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  16. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    Missy, I’m truly and terribly flattered, but no, that is NOT me. I so wish it were. You have no idea…

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  17. Actually i cant get the idea out of my head of getting a hotplate from my good buddy Donald!!

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  18. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    i’m bout to ban the ip of the person who wrote that. you don’t mess with the sysadmin. NEVER mess with the sysadmin…

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  19. Who wrote what? Ban them. That’s fine by me.

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  20. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    james is gone. i should add a ban list to this software. excellent idea, jimbo!

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  21. James scared me.

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  22. I’m confused. did you delete a comment where he actually messed with you, or am I just not reading into things enough?

    odd, though. reminds me of when wild-eyed strangers approach you on the street just to talk crazy at you.

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  23. James wrote as TobyJoe and was saying not nice things. He is no longer with us.

    I was confused as well, calvo. I hadn’t seen the comment.

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  24. that’s a shame, mihow.
    he seemed to fancy you.

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  25. yes, what a shame, I could have had an unlimited number of truck covers.

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  26. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    our house is a fascist house. the trains run on time. i see to that.

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  27. Toby you can’t handle one joke! I have been a loyal reader for almost a year and now you banned me !! Your worse than youre wife. At least when the cat farts she has somthing to cry about it stinks!! Im sorry i wont be able to follow youre posts anymore mihow it been a joy reading youre posts and wish you all the luck in San Fran!!

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  28. James, we were just a bit worried about the slight anti-gay thing coming from you. You can post. Just be nice :] Life is too short.

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  29. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    yes. we surround ourselves with degenerate scum. liberals, homosexuals, even the occasional non-white.

    i know, it’s sodom over here, but the rule is to love it or leave it :)

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  30. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    oh, and that “worse than your wife” stuff could very well get a whole bunch of alcoholic sodomites after you. if you were joking, just chill. this move is a big deal and is hard on us. keep it encouraging or keep out. period. you are now unbanned.

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  31. Im back!! the fog has lifted the earth has shifted and James wont be makeing any slight gay remarks about San Fran! Sorry if i offended or scared anyone! its good to be back and i truely missed the 15min i was off Mihow and will try keep it clean! it has been a highlight of my day been banned from mihow and was plottying my revenge for being kicked off but lucky for the sysadmin he brought me back and thats why i will behave!

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  32. Look i know what its like to move to somwhere completly new!! i have moved to 3 differnt contenants and have moved all over the USA and its very stressfull and daunting!!the thing you will see is when you have made the move and thing start coming together and you start making new friends and seeing new places and experincing things you could of never experienced where you were before !! and how much stonger you are for making that bold step that most people will nver make in there lifes. you will look around relize that you are living and making the most out of youre life!!!

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  33. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    which continents? are you in the service?

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  34. South Africa ,Europe, and the Good old US of A!! no serivce just wanted to see the world and make sure i living my life the fullest!!

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  35. Hey, I’m James’ friend Joe. He is kinda a stooge but trust me he means well.

    You want to hear a good story, have him tell you about the girl that just exited his life. I think I’d move a couple of continents after all the stuff he went through with her. James new rule #1 Don’t date any more strippers.

    Enjoy San Fran. The BART system is the best.

    ~Joe

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  36. Edgar Lee Masters Avatar
    Edgar Lee Masters

    In youth my wings were strong and tireless
    But I did not know the mountains.
    In age I knew the mountains
    But my weary wings would not carry me to my vision.
    Genius
    is wisdom
    and youth.

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  37. I adore you.

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