Toby just called, it seems our neighbors have left, headed west. And Kurt was blue. Toby bought a bike from them and I was given another plant to kill. I’m sure, once I return home with my hormones, I’ll see their empty back porch and get weepy.
::raises glass::
To Heidi and Kurt, may they wear a lot of sunscreen.
:( The girl that told me to burn my furniture is moving to LA soon, too. Maybe they can be friends.
I hate LA. They get all the cool people, and so do not deserve it.
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we have another track bike of theirs to sell for them (wouldn’t fit on the truck) but it’s a 49, so it has to go to someone under 5’ 6” (under 5’ 4” would be perfect)
and you have to have balls to ride a track bike…
short and balls, anyone?
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Short and big balls, now that would be one bitch of a combo.
If you want to take a picture, beaner, I’ll post it on here—see if anyone bites.
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They grew that day. Like, elephantitis sized. I can’t ride no bike now ‘cause my balls are just so damn big.
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Short? yep. Balls? mmmaybe.
But if a bike made for racing doesn’t have brakes? I could be the bastard child of Rhea Perlman and Ron Jeremy, and you’d still never get me on the thing.
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I agree. Oddly enough, the image I took Rhea from originally has her standing with Danny Devito. Maybe he’s like some kind of fucked up omen.
I hope I never get my picture taken with Danny Devito.
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Perfect! That’s the way I like to end my day. Sorry it had to be you, Lake.
Nice work, Mihow! High five!
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