Kurt and Heidi

Toby just called, it seems our neighbors have left, headed west. And Kurt was blue. Toby bought a bike from them and I was given another plant to kill. I’m sure, once I return home with my hormones, I’ll see their empty back porch and get weepy.

::raises glass::

To Heidi and Kurt, may they wear a lot of sunscreen.

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  1. :( The girl that told me to burn my furniture is moving to LA soon, too. Maybe they can be friends.

    I hate LA. They get all the cool people, and so do not deserve it.

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  2. we have another track bike of theirs to sell for them (wouldn’t fit on the truck) but it’s a 49, so it has to go to someone under 5’ 6” (under 5’ 4” would be perfect)

    and you have to have balls to ride a track bike…

    short and balls, anyone?

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  3. Short and big balls, now that would be one bitch of a combo.

    If you want to take a picture, beaner, I’ll post it on here—see if anyone bites.

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  4. I’m tall, and I got a nice set of balls. Sorry.

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  5. That’s RIGHT! I forgot about your newly aquired, “i quit my job now” balls.

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  6. That’s RIGHT! I forgot about your newly acquired, “i quit my job now” balls.

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  7. They grew that day. Like, elephantitis sized. I can’t ride no bike now ‘cause my balls are just so damn big.

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  8. Short? yep. Balls? mmmaybe.

    But if a bike made for racing doesn’t have brakes? I could be the bastard child of Rhea Perlman and Ron Jeremy, and you’d still never get me on the thing.

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  9. That was hysterical girl27!

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  10. And this would be you.

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  11. Oh. My. That’s HILARIOUS!

    Lookin’good, lookiiinnnn’ gooood!!

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  12. And how is it that she/he looks a little like Danny DeVito? What’s with that??

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  13. I agree. Oddly enough, the image I took Rhea from originally has her standing with Danny Devito. Maybe he’s like some kind of fucked up omen.

    I hope I never get my picture taken with Danny Devito.

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  14. I just snorted soda out my nose…

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  15. Perfect! That’s the way I like to end my day. Sorry it had to be you, Lake.

    Nice work, Mihow! High five!

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