Body fluids

Inspired (originally) by CSI last night and then brought back up to my attention after reading what Freakgirl wrote about pee and puke, I have a question….
Of all the below, which one makes you gag, want to hurl, gross you out beyond belief, etc:

Vomit

Saliva

Urine

Snot

Blood

Sweat

or…

Poo

On the show the woman had a gag reflex/problem with a bucket of saliva. She said everyone has one body fluid repulsion, so we were inspired to answer what it was for us as well. Mine is saliva as well, with a runner-up of vomit.
(I wonder if I missed any…)

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  1. There is one you missed that I can think of!

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  2. You are so very wrong. And you didn’t answer the question.

    YOU FIRED!

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  3. I am warning you all, do not read this if you just ate lunch:

    I get really grossed out about blood seen in the ladies bathroom. It’s happened a few times where I’ve walked in and it’s been on the toliet seat. :: gagging ::

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  4. Mihow, we forgot the uh, er, other forms of secretions. From the nether regions. When one is really, really happy.

    That said, I still stand by vomit. Far & away the thing that makes me gag.

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  5. None of them really gross me out. I mean, I don’t enjoy looking at any of them, vomit especially, but I won’t flip out or anything.

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  6. and by the way, I think if any of us were presented with a BUCKET of saliva, we might get a bit nauseous.

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  7. That IS disgusting. Don’t people clean up after themselves. gross.

    That is similar to one of my pet peeves – not really what makes me gag though. Now, this gets into girl territory and whether or not you are a public toilet sitter, so boys might want to just skip this one. Personally, I’m just not coordinated enough to hover unless it is abosolutely vile, but in that case I’ll just hold it anyway. So the peeve is those who hover and then leave their spray all over the seat, and if sitters like me aren’t careful you get an ass covered in stranger-pee. So foul. I guess I should learn to hover, but if I did I would at least be considerate enough to wipe the seat.

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  8. I can’t hover either. One time I went camping and tried to pee in the woods, and just ended up getting pee on my pants. I was 11. I have learned that you need to lean against a tree to do it correctly. They don’t teach you these things in Girl Scouts!

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  9. Was I wrong or just bad? To answer the question – I handled the vomit, mom did the poo. So, I guess it’s poo.

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  10. Nico, I brought this up before and it bugs me to NO end. I think I merely asked what is it people think are on other peoples’ asses that it can’t touch the seat.

    So if one is afraid to sit down, what is it about one’s own ass that makes them think others’ asses are sercreting said mystery fluid that they can’t just park it?

    Bothers me. It’s a catch 22, really. I mean, sit and don’t spray and we’re all gonna be ok.

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  11. Speaking of girls sitting or hovering…a friend of mine once asked his girlfriend, “Why do girls always go to the bathroom together?” and she replied, “So we can help judge the dismount.”

    Ba ha ha ha.

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  12. On the bus we took to the paper mill there was a metal bar one could hang on to. Perfect leverage from ass to seat. The thing is… isn’t the bar even worse (in the end) than the seat?

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  13. Ha ha ha…that’s right up here with “We’re Here, We’re Queer, Get Used to it.” Good pee-protest chant.

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  14. By the way, ladies – you might want to check out this website.

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  15. For those that didn’t see CSI, the bucket involved was the result of a boxer (fighter not dog) spitting after each round during a fight. Some seem to think people just have a bucket of spit hanging around.
    As for Missy, I think we were both talking about the same other “fluids”.

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  16. jeebus, mihow, we all sure like to talk about pee and poo. how old am I?

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  17. i dont think any of them..at least not to the point where i felt the need to hurl.

    i have however…smelled things that have done it for me.

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  18. I must have missed that day. I agree. If if you’re sitting on the toilet correctly, nothing that is transmittable should even touch the seat! Do people think filthy toilet-sitters like us are rubbing our parts all over the thing?

    stupid.

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  19. freakgirl -that site is alarming. “finger-assist” -a term gross enough alone – is way germier than just sitting. I don’t care how many wet naps you use. And I don’t want to go anywhere near Denise’s mailbox.

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  20. nico, that was a long time ago. I don’t think you came around back then. :] But you do now, and toilet talk NEVER gets old. WOOHOO

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  21. No wonder Emily is single.

    Emily writes: Fabulous page I’ve stumbled on! I am 24 years old and single. Since I first started wearing jeans (my favourite garment!) I have worked on overcoming a woman’s problem, namely how to pee without having to pull your pants down and squat. I also developed a method which enables me to pee through the open zip of my jeans as conveniently as a man. It comes down to a strong start and a rapid shut-off finish (i.e. no dribbling). My technique is simple. At first I pinch myself shut until the pressure builds up, then as the stream starts to die, I push to keep maximum flow, then I can stop it fairly suddenly. From the age of 16 I have had this down to a fine art, never leaving more than the odd spot on my clothes

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  22. HAHAHA…no shit. What a freak. Maybe she could use the love of one of your brother’s cats.

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  23. Toilet talk never gets old, nor are you ever too old.

    (If he’s checking in,Toby must be dying. )

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  24. Yes, I would have assumed by now he probably has swallowed his tongue, but that still doesn’t hinder on his ability to use the keyboard. Perhaps he’s just pretending it’s not happening.

    I lived with someone once who managed to somehow get poo all over the back of the toilet seat. Smeared, right there for me to clean up… It was freakish. I could not figure it out.

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  25. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    Okay, you just broke me.

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  26. I know how! (Sorry to dwell on the topic)Some people have poor wiping skills and lean forward or stand, wipe front to back leaving a residue and then sit down leaving poo on the back of the seat. I blame this on poor potty training or just plain lazy flithy beasts.

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  27. ha! i don’t have one. do i win, do i?

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  28. once when i was 11 or 12 i was home sick from school. couln’t get off couch and had an excessive build up of phlem. to save myself from having to go to the washroom everytime i had to spit i used an empty can of pop(see where this is going?). anyway i was asleep when my sister came home from school and desided to help herself to a sip. need i say more?

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  29. I would have swallowed my own tongue. Holy crap, that’s funny/scary/messed-up!

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