There is a woman here… she started about a week ago. She just came over to me and said,

Has anyone ever told you you look like….

I looked at her and said,

This one time… when I was in band camp…

. She laughed.

My husband LOVES her.

A little while later, she says

I emailed my husband and he wants me to bring you home for the night. He said we’d return you tomorrow.

I think she meant “to play” (and not in a kinky manner). Still….
Dude. Is there a way I can cash in on this gift? I have a flute….
(That’s just wrong).