There is a woman here… she started about a week ago. She just came over to me and said,
Has anyone ever told you you look like….
I looked at her and said,
This one time… when I was in band camp…
. She laughed.
My husband LOVES her.
A little while later, she says
I emailed my husband and he wants me to bring you home for the night. He said we’d return you tomorrow.
I think she meant “to play” (and not in a kinky manner). Still….
Dude. Is there a way I can cash in on this gift? I have a flute….
(That’s just wrong).
There’s definitely a way. We had a celebrity Sophia Loren look a like come into our office once for one of those stupid “feel good” company meetings. I guess the raise I was supposed to get went to her. Pointless.
“SAY MY NAME, BITCH!!!”