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13 responses to “stickers”

1. 

   scbob

   July 9, 2002

   Only if they were stickers!!!!!

   :: SCBOB SIGHS HEAVILY::

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2. 

   jon

   July 9, 2002

   i met another girl last night w/the horn of trystero tattooed on her

   im beginning to get scared

   what if pynchon didn’t make that shit up?!

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3. 

   mihow

   July 9, 2002

   They are itchy. I want to bit them but I can’t. I want to scratch them but I can’t. I want to make mosquitto criss-crosses but I can’t.

   AURGHHHH!

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4. 

   megami

   July 9, 2002

   Mosquito criss-crosses are the best!!! Pain and satisfaction, all at once. Ahh! But I don’t have any bites yet, so no criss-crosses for me.

   I sound like a sadomasochist.

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5. 

   mihow

   July 9, 2002

   I know, right?

   sounding lika a sadomasochist ain’t nothing no wrong with that, hon.

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6. 

   freakgirl

   July 9, 2002

   I once itched at the scab on the tattoo on my arm, and a big piece fell off and it was gross and I ended up with a blank spot that I had to get re-inked a year later.

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7. 

   tobyjoe

   July 9, 2002

   fucking jersey and pa yankee weiners – let me tell you all something:

   You SCRATCH an itch.
   ‘Itch’ is not a verb.

   Now get me a sweet tea and bourbon and you better keep your damned Pepsi, integrated schools, and snow away from me.

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8. 

   mihow

   July 9, 2002

   You shall be itching your ass when I’m done whippin you boy, damn rebel yell, honkey humper.

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9. 

   freakgirl

   July 9, 2002

   Actually Toby, I originally wrote “scratched at the scab,” and then realized that it would truly piss you off if I wrote “itched” instead.

   So I did. So ass you! :)

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10. 

    mihow

    July 9, 2002

    “scratched the scab” that’s good stuff.

    ass him, indeed. ass him. ass him all the way back to Georgia. ass him outta new jersey. ass him in a boat. ass him, indeed. ass the dickies right off him.

    don’t mess with Jersey TobyJoe, did the mullets not hint to anything? fear jersey. fear.

    I’m not sure what the hell I’m talking about any more.

    shuttin up.

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    freakgirl

    July 9, 2002

    yeah, toby.

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12. 

    jon

    July 9, 2002

    can anyone hook you up w/that prescription itch cream?

    shit. whats that called? it begins with a b__

    i might have some left somewhere

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13. 

    tobyjoe

    July 9, 2002

    jon, the medicine for your venereal diseases are BAD for tattoos.

    a tattood limb needs simply to recover from the trauma of having thousands of puncture wounds made and foreign compounds forced into them.

    your bumps and itches and leakings and burnings have no relation.

    slut.

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