I arrived one hour late. It’s pay day and I have paid all my bills this month so I think I’ll blow it all in Atlantic City-Land of the Freaks, Home of the Grave. Who’s down? Maybe I’ll learn how to ride a skinny bike. Maybe we’ll ride it down to Coney Island. Maybe I’ll win something shiny. What does the weekend have in store? It’s all so exciting-not knowing. I need some creative ideas.
Land of the Freaks, Home of the Grave
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11 responses to “Land of the Freaks, Home of the Grave”
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send your extra money to your older brother so that he and his wife may buy a townhouse.
That would be the humane and decent thing to do.
Actually, if you want to give me the money and sit me down at a craps table in poor-man’s-vegas, I’d be up for that as well.
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Launch a city-wide search for the jerkoff who stole your bike. Come to New Jersey and visit freakgirl. Run naked through the park. Eat ice cream. Play video games. Go rollerskating.
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I think you should have coffee on the brooklyn bridge. It won’t take up much of your money, it would be a nice thing to do.
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wow
I’ll eat ice cream in a park in New Jersey while naked and rollerskating in search of that jerkoff who stole my bike. Sounds fun.
YAY!
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Atlantic City or help me with my new boat delivery! Then again, you could make amends for all those heartaches caused by doing something nice for Mother’s Day!!!!
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hey dad,
if she gives the money to me and gets us that much closer to a house, then you and mom are that much closer to having grandkids.
Do you really love your boat more than your grandkids? How could you?
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You could move back in with us – plenty of room, good food, and someone to consistently beat you at golf! And your bike won’t get stolen from our house! And I grow lots of good vegetables to eat! And I now run around naked while eating ice cream from the Creamery!
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i am crying. i am laughing so hard, i’m crying. holy sweet jesus that’s funny.
oh man
crying
::points to her tears::
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Mihow 
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