I just had this conversation with a young lady in my office.
Girl:
(whispering) Hey, do you have a tampon?
Me:
Yes, it’s sans applicator.
Girl:
You go there?! I so can’t go there. I can’t even begin to go there!
Me:
(laughing) Yes. Um, you should try it. It won’t bite you.
Girl:
No way. I’ll ask someone else.
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Update: She just walked back over and we had more words.
Girl:
I just went your route!
(my route?)
Me:
Cool! You’re a new woman! How did it feel?
Girl:
It was an interesting experience, to say the least. I’m saving the environment, one step at a time…
Mihow 
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