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  • Moscow Cats Theatre

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    I just purchased two tickets to see The Moscow Cats Theatre perform in Tribecca on October 14th. The performance combines my most favorite living creatures with on of my most feared: cats and clowns, respectively. (Damn New York Times helping me throw away my savings.)

  • The Mets

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    Toby and I won tickets to a Mets game today and for some reason everyone I tell that to laughs at me. Apparently we have Rock Star seating. However, judging by others’ reactions, I am gathering that’s like having front row seats to a Menudo concert. (Who, incidentally, I have already seen.)

  • Confession: Part 2

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    I have to admit, I was a little disappointed/hurt with how few stories I received in response to my “Dollar for Your Thoughts” post. I get at least 500 regulars a day and anywhere from 10 to 20 thousand hits. And while that’s not a devastatingly high number of people, I assumed I’d get at…

  • Confessional Friday

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    This morning,I am going to admit something to the Internet that I have no business admitting. Ready? I don’t wear underpants. As a matter of fact, I hate them. I haven’t worn underpants since I was 19 years old. That’s 12 years of not wearing the underpants. I have saved a lot of underpant trees…

  • A Dollar for Your Thoughts: The Big Easy

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    For every story I get in the comments section (stories about trips to New Orleans, Mississippi, whatever. Hell, it could be about jazz, being big and easy or binge drinking for all I care) I’ll donate one dollar to the Red Cross. It’s up to you, kittens. This is so unbelievably easy. Plus, I really,…

  • It’s Not a Problem! It’s an Opportunity!

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    I just saw the oddest tattoo. You know those scars that many people who are older than 35 have on their arms? I forget what vaccination it was. Anyway, they are circular and rather large. A guy had a tattoo that used it as the sun in part of an outdoor scene.

  • Learn Me Something

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    I am politically retarded. That being said, will someone tell me why the people don’t vote for Supreme Court nominees?

  • The Upside to Being Told No, You Can’t Have a Pet

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    I didn’t have animals growing up. I used to temporarily steal the neighbors’ animals, but I never had one of my own. I was the neighborhood cat watcher and a damn good one as I not only fed the furry beasts but I petted them as I was deprived of such a pleasure all of…

  • What’s Your Bodily Woe?

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    Some folks, they get constipated. Others get the runs. And then there are others who get stomachaches or suffer from nausea every time they eat. Me? It ain’t even 8 AM and I have already taken a Pepcid. Heartburn will be the death of me. Whether death is directly related or delivered by my very…

  • Bye Bye Brownie

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    Brown resigns. Who will hire that guy now?