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  • December Search Strings

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    I’m probably the only person who finds this sort of thing interesting, but I’m going to share them anyway. Below is a readout of my top (50?) search strings from the month of December. mihow, funny shit, syriana explanation, mihow.com, nyc mta salaries, nyc mta salary, average salary mta employee, mta average salary, falatio, average…

  • Lordnapping

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    Here’s a little holiday cheer for everyone overcome with the overwhelming desire to steal the baby Jesus from a neighborhood nativity set. Help is now here.

  • Glory Hole

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    My life has been thrown off because of the MTA strike. I haven’t had very much time to write. I get into work and have to hit the ground running. I left at five yesterday to try and see a little daylight on the way home. The ride home was much more frustrating than the…

  • MTA + TWU = NYC SOL

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    Well, they did it. At one subway booth, a handwritten sign read, ‘Strike in Effect. Station Closed. Happy Holidays!!!’ This is going to be one messed up Christmas here in New York City. And I have no idea what I’m supposed to do about getting to work. I could walk over the 59th Street Bridge…

  • Fart Juice

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    I learned something today. I learned that the word “Jamba” might mean “Fart” in Swahili. I just had an Original Fart Juice. (Thanks Nico!) And then I learned that Chevy Nova means “Doesn’t Run” in Italian. (Thanks Brad!) I love these things. I do. Learn me something, Almighty Internet.

  • Public Transportation: Can We Own It?

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    Well, the MTA didn’t go on strike. Yet. That’s a very good thing for the city. Last night, as we watched the news people salivate over any possible new breaks, I couldn’t help but wonder. What if the MTA was owned by the public? What if the money I spent to use it meant I…

  • Ford Responds to Complaints.

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    You might remember this post from last week. Apparently, Ford has reinstated advertisements in gay magazines. Comments will be back shortly. Problem with PHP.

  • I Don’t Know If I Can Take It. Because It Took So Long To Bake it.

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    About two weeks ago while making x-rated cookies for Toby Joe I had a brilliant brainstorm. I decided it’d be a wonderful idea to make leg lamp cookies for all my faraway friends. I started out using gingerbread. The first batch turned out OK. I hand cut them all. The ones you see below were…

  • Unions? Strikes? What do You Think?

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    Someone I work with just came into the art department complaining about the impending MTA strike New Yorkers might be facing starting at midnight on Thursday. I don’t understand how any corporation can get away with or actually take part in something that would put out millions of people. I think what they’re up to…

  • Crash 17. (X-Rated Car. X-Rated for Violence.)

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    On Monday, my commute was particularly awful. For those of you who are living outside of New York City, we’re days away from facing a transit-wide strike. Which would pretty much cripple the city. It’d be like taking away a New Yorker’s sight for a few hours each day. I would have no real way…