Category: NaBloPoMo

  • NowBlowPoMe: Tuesdays With Murray

    I’m dieting, which means we’re coming up with new and exciting ways to eat healthy foods. I began by purchasing this book and it’s pretty great. We’re eating a lot more veggies and more often. TobyJoe and I eat pretty well to begin with, him more so than me. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t…

  • NowBlowPoMe: My Face

    Tomorrow I’m scheduled to have my face ripped apart for mistakes I made as a teenager. (OK, so I’m exaggerating a little.) I am not looking forward to it, not one bit. I’m scheduled to be there at 9:45. And it can take anywhere from 3 to 7 hours. Judging by the size of my…

  • NowBlowPoMe: The Weird Shit

    I was pregnant for almost 3 weeks before I knew it. And during that time The Weird Shit started. The Weird Shit in the beginning was even weirder because I wasn’t aware of the fact that I was pregnant. Had I not eventually peed on a stick to discover I was “with child”, I would…

  • NowBlowPoMe: 10 Years and 55 Pounds.

    Once, there was a teenage girl who couldn’t put on weight to save her life. She weighed a mere 100 pounds and stood 5 feet, 6 inches tall. She was so skinny, her mother forced her to drink weight gain shakes for breakfast. And then she went to college and discovered how to write annoying…

  • NowBlowPoMe

    I’ve never been one for joining in on all the extracurricular blogger activities but today I joined NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month). I have seen the term used all over the Blogosphere and up until I read Derek’s post today, I had no clue what it stood for. I’m going to try and post here…