Author: Mihow

  • Motherf*lter: Munchkin Bath Letters and Numbers

    Moms and dads: these are a must have. Don’t have kids? Buy them for someone who does! They’re the perfect birthday gift. Emory loves them. He loves them so much, he carries them around with him all over the house and recites each letter to us. We got ours at Target, but you can buy them…

  • NYC Mom Takes Her Anti-Sweets Too Far.

    It’s possible to take it too far. Just ask MeMe Roth resident of the Upper West Side. When offered any food at school other than the school lunch, Ms. Roth’s children — who shall go nameless since it seems they have enough on, or off, their plates — are instructed to deposit the item into…

  • Tuesdays With Murray (Chapter 100)

    This is Murray. (Also known as: Murrl, Myrtle Man, Scrtichy, or Fatty Mcpherson.) As of today, I’ve posted about Murray 100 times. I had thought back around Chapter 80, that I would likely bring Tuesdays With Murray to an end once hitting 100. But now that I’m here, I am just not sure. I probably…

  • Mom It Down: Whole Wheat Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins

    I will likely have several more banana muffin recipes in the future because I love banana muffins, banana bread—pretty much all things banana. But these are pretty awesome as is, and I thought I might share them. What you will need Muffin Tins Mixer Ingredients 1 cup all-purpose flour 3/4 cup whole wheat flour 3/4…

  • Emory On So You Think You Can Dance.

    A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a post called Please Don’t Blush about how Emory had become self-conscious and stopped dancing. I have good news! My boy is back. The video below was taken yesterday while showing my mother a few dance numbers from Wednesday’s So You Think You Can Dance. One of the numbers was…

  • Motherf*lter: Bella Di Vita Soaps

    My parents once lived in State College, Pennsylvania. (I lived there as well. I went to Penn State.) They have since moved on, but friends, football, and an all around wonderful town has them returning fairly regularly. I benefit from these visits as well. You see, for years my mother bought me handmade soaps from…

  • Toddler Potty Training. Reader's Email.

    Emory isn’t yet potty trained. Of course, he’s not really supposed to be, at 21 months. We do have one of those Bjorn toddler toilets and have for almost a year but we’re not militant about putting it to use. I store it in our bathroom across from the regular toilet. There have been a few…

  • Tuesdays With Murray (Chapter 99)

    I know a cat who thinks of ghosts He’ll eat yer breakfast He’ll eat yer toast He don’t use butter He don’t use cheese He don’t use jelly Or any of these Em hasn’t been sleeping much lately. The past two nights have been almost sleepless for the both of us. From 8 PM until…

  • Mom It Down: Parmesan Crisps

    Have you ever found yourself eating the cheese off a bowl of french onion soup? How about the crispy cheese on some pizza crust? If so, this one’s for you!  This is from The Inn At Little Washington cookbook. It’s is by far the easiest snack I’ve ever baked. I can’t believe it took me this…

  • Motherf*lter: Origins' Mega-Mushroom Face Serum

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    About 6 years ago, I had a facial done and I fell in love with the lotion the woman used on my face. Of course, I had to take a bottle of it home with me. It cost me a pretty penny. And I almost refused until she talked me into it, reassuring me that…